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A HARD DAY'S SACK
By Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The White House
He's here? Send him in.
American singing sensation Elvis
Presley enters the Oval Office
Howdy Mr. President
Welcome to the Oval Office, Mr. Presley!
Thank you, thank you very much! Uh-huh!
I'll get right down to business, Mr. Presley. I
don't care for you or your act one bit. But when
it comes to defending this country, we're all one
team. That's why we need your help.
Anything for America, Mr. President!
Before the week is over every radio station in the
country will be broadcasting British music. I
realize the boys in England are our friends, but I'd
much rather they keep to their own stations.
That's why I'm counting on you to put a stop to this
British Invasion.
Well Mr. President, I'm honored that you have so much
faith and me, and proud to serve. But I'm gonna
need some help.
The next day Elvis confronts the
leaders of the Invasion
 
'Ello Elvis, pleased to meet you!
You can cut the crap, boys. I'm hear to tell you
to keep your feet off American soil, and your sounds off
American radio waves!
I don't like the sound of 'at one bit!
You don't have to like it. You just have to accept
it, punk!
Are you going to make us?
Not me personally, but my friend here is!
It's #86/68, here to defend
America!
Anyone who has a problem with Elvis better be ready for
a scrimmage!
INITIATE ATTACK MODE: OMEGA
#86/68 IS FIGHTING THE BEATLES
YOU ASKED FOR IT, PUNK!
#86/68 HAS DEFEATED THE BEATLES!!!
Wait a minute! These were robots!!
And I recognize the craftsmanship. Only the Shaolin monks
could make such sophisticated and life-like robots!
Then there's more to this invasion than meets the eye! I
think it's time to hit the Far East.
#86/68 and Elvis Presley arrive in
China
Lets find those monks and get some answers!
#86/68 IS QUESTIONING THE MONKS!
I tell you nothing!
You'll talk, or my friend will send you to nirvana the
hard way!
I've got a mantra for you nosey Americans, and my fists
are doing the chanting!
#86/68 IS FIGHTING THE SHAOLIN
MONKS!
Your martial arts have nothing on good old American
determination!
#86/68 HAS DEFEATED THE SHAOLIN
MONKS!
Now answer my questions!
Okay I talk now! We try to make robot army to take over
world, but all robots go insane and try to become famous
rock stars. We tried to destroy them, but
eight escape!
And with the four we took down, that means that four are
left. Where could they be hiding?
I don't know, Elvis, but I do know that they'll crave the
spotlight. It's only a matter of time before they
reveal themselves!
Back in Washington, D.C.
Good work #86/68 and Elvis, you've helped to foil a most
dastardly plot.
Four of the robots are still out there, most likely
planning to subvert American morale through dangerous
and rebellious rock music.
We're aware of that. To be on the safe side, the
FBI has started files on all potential robots and
rockers.
It's only a matter of time before these lowly pests make
themselves known!
And when that day comes, we'll show them not to step on
America's blue suede shoes!
You've got that right Elvis!
THE END
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