PREVIOUSLY STATED, CLIFF YABLONSKI IS DA MAN!
take a look at the teachings of Cliff Yablonski:
you work at a gas station, make sure to attach
the bathroom key to a large wooden block or
something. That way the fuckers won't steal
the key and break into the restroom and do crack
don't get it... I mean, computers. What the
you pay for a hooker, make sure she agrees to
the 'rough stuff' beforehand, or else her pimp
might fuck you up after."
music on the radio is fucking awful nowadays.
It's just loud crap and a bunch of teenagers
yelling. All I listen to anymore are my Frank
Sinatra tapes, God rest his soul."
you pick somebody to marry, make sure she's
some dumb broad. That way you can cheat on her,
you know, cause she's so dumb."
Chinaman down the street ripped me off. I bought
his Chrysler for $9000, and that piece of shit
don't even run anymore. Those bastards are real
going to kill that Chinaman's dog if it keeps
barking at all god-awful hours of the night.
I'm not kidding."
wanted to paint my house dark blue, but those
fuckers on the home owners committee have the
BALLS to tell me what color I can paint my house.
Fuck em all, I'm going to get drunk tonight
and break a bottle over Steve Marshall's face.
He's had it coming for a long time."
so fucking hot in here. I mean, it really is!"
YABLONSKI USED TO WORK AT A GAS STATION, THEN HE
WORKED AS AN ACCOUNTANT FOR ANDY'S FEED STORE, THEN
HE SOLD BICYCLES OVER ON THE CORNER OF 5th AND HARPER
made this graphic for you to put on your "Cliff
Yablonski" fan site. He made it in MS Paint. He
used the "undo" function once.
put it somewhere on your site. If you do, Cliff
Yablonski will be very happy (I will tell him about
it once he buys a computer and I show him how to
get on the internet).
YABLONSKI DOES NOT LIKE QUAKE OR ANY VIDEO GAMES
BUT HE DOES LIKE WATCHING "LAW AND ORDER" AND WORKING
ON THE TOOLSHED HE'S BEEN BUILDING FOR THE PAST
BACK TO CLIFF'S SHRINE!