AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, CLIFF YABLONSKI IS DA MAN!

Let's take a look at the teachings of Cliff Yablonski:

• "If you work at a gas station, make sure to attach the bathroom key to a large wooden block or something. That way the fuckers won't steal the key and break into the restroom and do crack in there."
• "I don't get it... I mean, computers. What the fuck?"
• "If you pay for a hooker, make sure she agrees to the 'rough stuff' beforehand, or else her pimp might fuck you up after."
• "The music on the radio is fucking awful nowadays. It's just loud crap and a bunch of teenagers yelling. All I listen to anymore are my Frank Sinatra tapes, God rest his soul."
• "When you pick somebody to marry, make sure she's some dumb broad. That way you can cheat on her, you know, cause she's so dumb."
• "The Chinaman down the street ripped me off. I bought his Chrysler for $9000, and that piece of shit don't even run anymore. Those bastards are real shrewd."
• "I'm going to kill that Chinaman's dog if it keeps barking at all god-awful hours of the night. I'm not kidding."
• "I wanted to paint my house dark blue, but those fuckers on the home owners committee have the BALLS to tell me what color I can paint my house. Fuck em all, I'm going to get drunk tonight and break a bottle over Steve Marshall's face. He's had it coming for a long time."
• "It's so fucking hot in here. I mean, it really is!"