Don't shave too close there, Ace, or else slices of ham will start falling to the floor and then you'll have an ant infestation problem.

"I WON THE BASEBALL CARDS!!!"

Wait, those look too big to be baseball cards. Goddammit, I can't see shit these days. My computer TV screen is all blurry or some shit and this computer is a goddamn lemon and I'm going to return it once all the electricity decides to leave and I can pull out the crap on the inside without getting shocked. So I can't tell what he's holding and I don't fucking care so don't send me messages.

"Oh God" is right. Freighttrain Francine poses after helping herself to the Christian Bread Wafer thingy buffet. What are those stupid things called? Like Jesus Biscuits or some shit.

This would appear to be an eggplant with glasses standing inside, shit, I don't know where that is. It looks like back room of somewhere.

The North Appleton Porch Infantry Division stands tall and proud while guarding the lattice.