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LORD
ACNE ELF COMMANDS YOU TO ROLL THE 20-SIDED DIE
TO SEE IF YOU SURVIVED THE WHITE TRASH MOUSTACHE
ATTACK! |
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Patty
Ferginson prepares her favorite beverage, Creme
De La Can. It's an eloquent mixture of wet cardboard,
rotting meat, and key parts of her "missing"
husband.
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HELLO
LADIES!!!
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Ben
Margrit goes boar hunting in his own livingroom.
He was later arrested for the murder of his parents
and 20-megaton sister, the Margrit Menace. |
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"Whassssuuupp?"
Your
cholesterol level, you rancid tub of filth. |
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I
HAVE DEFEATED GRANDMA IN COMBAT
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