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Yar!
Hank the Goth Pirate, fearing a mutiny on the
poopdeck, tosses a net over his chest and blinds
the other sailors with his pasty white Satanic
nipples. Tis like starin' into the belly of the
great white, only much more scarier!
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Jethro
Tulane. He's the best at impersonating a mannequin
impersonating a man impersonating a female who
looks like her hair is the result of a nuclear
attack. I don't dare punch this freak because
I'm afraid of what my fist would come back covered
with.
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Boy,
this guy sure is funny! It's even funnier to know
how many Erector Set pieces I shoved into this
mutant's ass!
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"NO
REALLY, WATCH GUYS! YOU PUT DA MOUSE IN DA SANDWICH
AND SQUEEZE IT AND DEN IT MAKES DA SPECIAL SAUCE
COME OUT!"
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Randy
Michaels shows off the Christmas card photo that
resulted in him losing all his friends. Luckily,
his entire collection of "friends" consisted
of that fat guy who fixes his septic tank, so
it wasn't any huge loss.
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Yes,
everybody in East Appleton is obsessed with their
genitalia. I think it's becoming fairly obvious
why I'd like to see them all crushed under an
overturned tanker trailer.
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