AT A GLANCE:
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I...
I... I...
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help
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Just coming off of "Gnaa's Place", I thought I had reviewed the worst map ever. God-fucking-damn was I wrong...
DESCRIPTION: "This Map is GoodFun" was kindly sent to me by alert reader BacmoN, a clear indication that the world is going to end soon. I am still in awe of the pure EVIL that this map eminated.
THE MAP: "This Map is GoodFun" is an excerise in terror. I... I... I just can't sufficiently explain the concentrated hell that this map contains. Ladies and gents, I've never been at a loss of words my entire life but... this map... my god...
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jesus
oh my god
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this map is so... aaauuh...! there are prefab satellites everywear on map, there green liteing on map,,, jesus!!! LAVA IS EVERYWHERE YOU CAN FALL OFF MAP
messages pop up "THIS MAP IS GOD FUN" and "HAHAA YOU FLL FOR LAVa TRIK" over and music plays on loop
there guys you cant kill, pilars of water, no gravity, lava cubes MY GOD THE LAVA IS EVERYWHERE neon GREEN LIGHTS JESUS CHRIST
GAMEPLAY: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh huh huh huh
FUN FACTOR: NO GOD HELP ME PLEASE SAVE ME FROM GOODFUN PLEASE GOD WHERE IS GOD HELP ME SAVE ME TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE GOD NO GOODFUN NO GOODFUNN@#
THE BOTTOM LINE: -50 I'M GOIN TTO KILL MYSELF
YOU DONT THINK THIS MAP IS SO BAD LOOK AT SSCRENSHOTS PAGES I MADE OH MY LORD SAVE ME
HELP
ME WHAT EVER U DO DONT DOWNALOAD THIS
MAP! DONT CLICK HERE AND DOWNALEDORAD
THEIS MAP SI GOODFUN SAVE YURSELF
Note
to all readers (from Doctor Arman
Ringwald):
Shortly
after reviewing this map, we had to
check Cranky Steve into our serivces.
After playing this map for under two
minutes, we believe that Cranky Steve
lost all motor control and many of
his synapses were destroyed. He is
now resting comfortably in room 24-D,
regaining his strength and going through
various physical and mental excersizes
to restore his brain and body to working
condition. Please send your condolenses
to Cranky
Steve. And do not, under any circumstances,
download this map.
Thank you,
Doctor Arman Ringwald.
| Category: |
Rating: |
| Aesthetics: |
-10 |
| Gameplay: |
-10 |
| Item placement: |
-10 |
| Layout: |
-10 |
| Detail: |
-10 |
| TOTAL: |
-50 |
Individual
ratings go from 0 (bearable) to -10 (painfully terrible).
Total score goes from 0 (ok) to -50 (the worst piece of shit you'll ever play).
