MAP: As the map fades in, you'll slowly come
to realize that "MAVTOWN" isn't even a
town at all but actually a... uh... well it sure
as hell isn't a town, folks, you can trust me on
that one. BIO*Maverick has apparently never seen
an actual building or town in his entire life because
"MAVTOWN" consists solely of large misshapen
objects grouped together to form... larger misshapen
groups of objects. This map is simply a gigantic
disgrace to all geometry as we know it. I really
don't know how else to describe it, you'll just
need to see it for yourself -- andeven then you'll
need a few dozen syringes of morphine to inject
directly into your eyes.
Louis, eat your fucking heart out!!
There are supposedly "lots of weapons"
in this monster but I only spotted four and the
kicker is that getting to any of them involves going
through a brutal colored lighting hazing ritual
of unmitigated pain, ensuring that by the time you
actually reach the weapon in question you'll be
completely incapable of rational thought. Then you'll
be all ready to start making shitty HL maps under
the name "BIO*Maverick". Oh boy!
FACTOR: I spent the longest three minutes of
my life playing this thing and I can't see how anyone
would find it even remotely fun. Oh wait, I just
can't see, period. Silly me.
BOTTOM LINE: Take a look at the ratings and
figure this one out for yourself, jerkass. I've
got really late Christmas cards to send out.
ratings go from 0 (bearable) to -10 (painfully terrible).
Total score goes from 0 (ok) to -50 (the worst piece
of shit you'll ever play).