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JEFF K'S PRESENTS... JEFF
K."S PRODUCTION OF... A JEFF K. GUIDE TOO...
A JEFF K. GUIDE TOO WARCARFT 3!!!
DANDERNECKS!!! I AM JEFF K> AND TOODAYS I WILL BRING YOU A STRAGETY
GUIDE TO WHAT MANY PEOPAL CALL "TEH BESTART GAME OF TEH YARN",
BY JEFF K.!!!!!
IN A HUTS!!!:
one of teh most powarfull
force in this game is teh Orcks in a hut! Yuo can build pig farms
for teh orcs to Eat from, AND AS A BONUS they can sits in teh pig
huts and shots arrows at emenies as they make there final approach!
If yuo surround yuor town with Orcks in a Huts then yuor town will
have its own insurance policy writtan out for it! Just keep building
more Orcks in a Huts and thats teh only unit yuo will evar need!
MORE ORCKS! MORE HUTS!! MORE VICTORYS!!!
In this grotescque image
of horrors, yuo can see teh horror of war firsthand! My Orcks in
a hut have successfulley defeated Jerry's fagot peon who wanted
to steals my lumbar supply in a shrewd method! Yuo can haev up to
90 units which means yuo can build up to 110 Orcks which means since
each hut holds 4 Orcks yuo can have 440 HUTS WITH ORCKS SHOTTING
TEH ARROWS AT JERRY!!!! DO TEH MATH, IT"S A STEAL OF A DEAL
WHEN YUO CONSIDER STICKS AND STONES, BALONEY MARONEY!!!
As any war vetran will
tell yuo, "WART SI HELL!!!" He'll also say "war si
100% effort and 10% commitment!" which I dont think that's
what they'll say but I forget. Teh idea I mean si that yuo have
too fights a psychological war as well as fighting war with yuor
emeny! PSCYHE HIM OUT WITH DEATH THREATS WHICH WILL MAKE HIM WORRY
ABOUT HIS DEFEATS!!! then yuoll be "one up" bettar than
him and victory could vary well be yuors! hear si what I'm talking
As yuo can see hear,
Jerry si afraid of my infinite Wartcrate 3 skills which will beattar
him in any areana of combat! Yuo need too deal a swift adn harsh
blow to yuor emeny's morale by sending defeat mesages liek that!
He will become afraid and be on teh defensive and then YUO CAN BUILD
A HUNDRED MILLION TOWARS AND DEFEAT HIM WITH TEH EASE OF A FLICKERING
I will write them latar,
I have to go too bed now because my mom is yelling at me! SHE"S
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