SPECIAL SNEAK PREVIEW FOR WINDWOWS WHISTLAR AND WHY IM SORRY
FOR BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN
JEFF K!!!! (PS:
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Hear are teh new
featares for Windows Whistlear:
- Start and menu
buttons are much biggar becuase they are now hard too see.
Micorosoft got too maney tech support emales from peopal
saying "I CANT SHUTS DOWN MY COMPUTAR MACHENE BECUASE
IM AN IDEIOT" so they makes the button 500 x 500 pixels
now and it floats all ovar teh screen and says "HEY
FISHFACE, CLICK ME, YOU CLUMSY OAF!" and yuo cant turn
off teh sound because then Bill Gates wont reveal teh hiddan
secrats of Whistlar and where he stole teh diamonds.
- They now have
a secrat Microsoft warez servar where
yuo can download yuor drivars and FTP yuor tarball
too. now when yuo boot up Windows Whistlar checks yuor machene
and tries too always put new drivars on it and sometimes
adds Edde Brickel mp3s.
DRIVARS! if yuo load up new beta NDIVIA drivars
and realize that yuor computar machene now puts evarything
in green and it looks like a turd puzzal. Because NDIVIA
cant code drivars and thats why they baught 3DFX so mabey
they can get soem engineers that dont spend all day downloadeing
pictares of grandma and emaleing themselfes! Now if yuo
get buggey drivars yuo can click a buttan and the drivars
will go back too yuor last drivers before NDIVIA thought
they could be smarty men and add feature called "CRASH
ON LOADING" witch is vary dumb if yuo asks me.
- Teh HELP menu
si new too! It si in HTAML which means yuo go to look up
"WHAT TIME WILL BILL GATES EAT DINNAR WITH ME?"
and then it uses HTAML and eFont tells yuo that yuo are
Prize Crazy! thes si not vary good if yuo asks me because
I am not Prize Crazy and WFT si eFont anyway, soem crazzey
junk I thinik! Plus there is jabbascript witch is anothar
backdoor for ROOT ACCESS on yuor monitar.
- More processor
hogging and CPU BOULDARS!!~ becuase Windows Whistlar wont
work unless yuor computar machene can crunches teh numbars!!!
And Microsfot si working with INTEL so yuo haev too keep
buying new machenes to run there code every month. On teh
service pack ,yuoll need a Petium 7 293900000 just too play
Minesweeper because it will be in 3D and evary tiem yuo
lose Bill Gates comes out and says "BETTAR LUCK NEXT
TIME JETHRO!" and then he slaps yuo in virtual realiety.
So as yuo can see,
Microsoft Wishtlar is not going to be vary good or mayeb it
si, I dont know. Microsoft should send me there crappey products
so I can reviews them but they wont becuase I DONT SUGARCOAT
REVIEWS liek ZDNAT or GAMETUB! I tell it liek it is,
TEH STRAIGHTTALK EXPRESS!!! and if yuo
dont liek it then yuo can go rent a shoe becuase I dont care,
I am a JONRALIST and speak in turth!
I AM SORREY I BURNED DOWN TEH KITCHEN!!!
am vary sorrey I burned down teh kitchen mom because I was
being iresponsabal and I should not have tried too makes pancakes
with matches in them. Jerry saids that it would make them
cook fastar because we were in a hurray becuase Road Roavers
was comeing on TV in shortly! Tiem!! so we poured teh mix
in and threw it on teh pan and then Jerry had teh matches
and says "FIRE WILL COOK IT FASTER" so I put them
under the pan and turned on teh stove and then we smelled
smoke and Jerry ran hoem! and Jerry left his brothar Franklin
ovar here so I started throwing plates at him and he ran away
too. And I threw Gatoraid all ovar teh fire and then hit teh
smoke detector with a hammar so it would SHUT UP
I am sorrey I let
evarything catch on fire because I know yuo said I shoudant
cook when dad isant home but dad was gone at teh Snow cone
machene conventian and I beat up Jerry for being such a FAGOT
latar. I WILL NOT COOK AGAIN WHEN YUO ARE NOT HOEM AND
I AM SORREY SO PLEAS DONT GROUND ME BECUASE I WANT TOO GO
SEE SLIPNOT THES WEEKEND AND I AM RELLY SORRYE!!!!
THANK YUO MOM
I MEAN DAD
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