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VIDEO GAEM COMPARISON NUMBAR 2, PAEG 2:
Dakaitana Versis Daimakaimura (that si teh Japanese naem for "Ghouls n' Ghosts" in Japenese)
BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SECTIAN 2: WEAPONES
first thing palaying Ghouls and ghoasts is that you throw javelines or metal poles or something liek that. yuo throw them at sea hags and buzzards and pots. then there si a Jewish magician who turns yuo in old man or frog or a duck!. I dont know whuy he si in teh game, I GUESS HE SI EVAL. then some sea hags carry pots on there heads and they contain glowing woodan frogs. sometimes they drops torches or plates or knifes. Sometimes tresure cheasts come out of teh ground but DONT SHOTS THEM, A JEWISH MAGICION HIDES INSIDE AND IS READEY TO SHOTS YUO WITH JEWISH MAGIC WHICH TURNS YOU INTO OLD MAN OR FROG OR DUCK!!!!
|WATCH OUT FOR TEH EVAL JEWISH MAGICION, HES BAD NEWS , PAL!||jewish magicion has worked his magic, I am old man eldarly seniar citizen bwaaaaaaah||then he dose turn me into a DUCK, I HATE YUO VARY MUCH EVAL JEWISH MAGICION!!!!##### quack quack, tiem too attend a Bar MItsvah quack|
BUt yuo can get maney differant weapons in Ghoules and Ghosts. Same thing with Daykiteienia, becuase yuo travel through tiem and see many different elemants of technoligy, here si a list of weapons yuo may obtaine in Daiektiantia:
Episode 1: 12000 BC in athens, Greek:
WEAPON 1 - Vemoniss stick
WEAPON 2 - pointey stick
WEAPON 3 - sstick with block on teh end of it
WEAPON 4 - death frisbee
WAEPON 5 - fire stick
WEPON 6 - Eyeball on a stick
WEAPONE 7 - HOLODUKE
and maney othars in maney othar maps. i wont list them all becuase theyre too nmany, John Romeo lieks his guns like he lieks his women - LOTS OF THEM AND SHOOTING FIRE!!!1
|i am naked and I shots green frisbees at skulls and birds, watch out for razor blade Mistar Hero Arthuar||Moltoff cocktales blows up sea hags and pesky birds aliek, i dont know why its blue, that's kind of dumb|
|OH LUCKEY ME, i found teh daiktitana, its made of butter apparantley.||I won becuase I beat headless Joe and his fire balls, I AM UNSTOPABLE KILING MACHINE###|
there are no Eval Jewish Magicions in Daiekatna, but there probaly are at teh end of teh game. I'll haev too wait until Stevie "Killcrick" Case sends me a copy that she did sign her naem on and wrote "I LOVE YUO JEFF K.!!!" I will ask her latar for one. and I will intarview here and ask about questians about maps but then its a Trick becuase I already know EVARYTHING ABOUT MAPS, i just want too see dirty pictares of her. THE OLD BAIT AND SWITCH, SUCKERS! EAT MY DUST, INSCITE MAGAZINE, I HAEV SCOOPED YUO ONSCE AGAINE WITH MY BRAND OF CUTING EDGE JOURNALISAM!!!!
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