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WOW! Anothar piece of hardhitting journalism?!? yes thats RIGHT! I haev scooped all teh othar crappey news siets and haev gottan an intarview with teh guys from "RERUN TOO CASTAL WOFENSTEIN"!!!! Drew Markham and Greg (something). I cant remembar his last name. but anyways thies is my best intarview yet and BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSNACK bettar posts teh news!!! and i will get hits!!! so here si teh thing.
INTARVIEW WITH TEH GUYS FROM "RETURN
TOO CASTAL WOLENFENSTAIN!"
JEFF K.!!!!! - NOOOO I WANT AN EXCLUSIVE!!!! I DESERVES IT!
JEFF K.!!!!! - HAM?!?!??
DID YUO SAY "HAM"? IS THERE HAM IN WOFEGETNSTIN?
JEFF K.!!!!! - why dids teh nazis put there food on teh floors anyways? I thoughts they had tabals to eat on.
JEFF K.!!!!! - YEAH and they faced yuo whereavar yuo went! MAGIC TABALES!
JEFF K.!!!!! - do yuo haev magic tabales in Return too teh Wolfe game yuo maek?
JEFF K.!!!!! - can yuo smashes them?
JEFF K.!!!!! - OH NO, NAZIS HAEV DINNAR PARTY AND PJ PAJAMAS BUSTS STUFF UP! WHAT A TERRIBAL GUEST!
why do yuo need chairs?!? ARE there no weapons?
JEFF K.!!!!! - hmmm, farting chairs and magic tables... SOUNDS LIEK A WINNAR FOR SURE!
are all teh bad guys NAzis are OR are there space martians or soemthign?
JEFF K.!!!!! - WOW! ZOMBIES AND MONSTARS! did yuo watch teh Histrory Channal to get such a accurate gaem about WW2?
JEFF K.!!!!! - why does teh Nazzis maek zombies too begins with?
JEFF K.!!!!! - who was that?
JEFF K.!!!!! - WOW somebodys been doing there hoemwork!!!
I dont undarstand why they makes zombies though! Why? to clean up there magic tables?
JEFF K.!!!!! - Public services zombies?!? "Hey zombie clean my dishes?!?"
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