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WOW! Anothar piece of hardhitting journalism?!? yes thats RIGHT! I haev scooped all teh othar crappey news siets and haev gottan an intarview with teh guys from "RERUN TOO CASTAL WOFENSTEIN"!!!! Drew Markham and Greg (something). I cant remembar his last name. but anyways thies is my best intarview yet and BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSNACK bettar posts teh news!!! and i will get hits!!! so here si teh thing.
INTARVIEW WITH TEH GUYS FROM "RETURN
TOO CASTAL WOLENFENSTAIN!"
JEFF K.!!!!! - haha, put a roof on Adrian Cramack!!!!
ROOFY MAN WORKS FOR ID
dont let him out, teh guys a menace!!!
okey i haev anothar questian about Zombies - how coem theryre always evil in teh games? teh zombies always wants too kills yuo but nevar wants too help yuo! WHY?
JEFF K.!!!!! - thats vary racist liek Solgar of Fortune!
NOT ALL ZOMBIYES ARE EVIL!!!
I will maek Jerry into a zombie and he will help me clean my closets!
JEFF K.!!!!! - no, hes just silly and scarry!1
RARRR LISTEN TO DEVILMAN I WRITES TEH MUSIC OF FESTERING!!!!!1 RARR
okeys, now whats about guns in yuor gaem?
JEFF K.!!!!! - woah!!!!! EXCLUVISSIVE SCOOPS FOR JEFF K!!!!!! i gots yuor numbar, HYPONERDIA!!! hahahaaa
so how maney differant kinds of charis?
JEFF K.!!!!! - bad = sucks?
JEFF K.!!!!! - What about stuped guns? In evary game yuo have bullit guns and explosian gun and then two goofy silly guns that are experimentiel aliean guns athat do all sorts of crazey and dumb crap!
How maney crazey alien guns ydo yuo haev? not maney I hope!!!
JEFF K.!!!!! - How caome teh guns are experimental but they always work right??? Mayebe a experiement dosent work right and teh guns shots fire at yuo whoevar shoots it!
JEFF K.!!!!! - YEAH!
PJ PAJAMAS: "I GOTS AN EXPERIEMENTAL GUN!"
(HE PULLS TEH TRIGGAR AND BLOWS UP)
PJ PAJAMAS: "TEH EXPERIEMENT WAS A TERRIBAL FAILURE"
JEFF K.!!!!! - yeah, yuo haev too maeks one experiemental gun that si a failure gun becuase all experiements are NOT a 100% sucess sir!!
JEFF K.!!!!! - SURE but i wants credit. MAek teh box say "JEFF K.!!!!'s Escape from Castal Wolgentstine!"
JEFF K.!!!!! - no!!! dont!!!!
he doesent liek me!!!!
JEFF K.!!!!! - okeys
JEFF K.!!!!! - HE WAS YUO KLUTZ!!! yuo didant reads it vary well! he was there when cliffry b and Derek smarty man were talking he had flashback
yuo ehere too busy throwing chairs at each othar in teh office too reads it I guess!
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