JEFF K'S HARDWARE BLOCK!!!!

BY JEFF K!!! CLICK HEAR TOO SENDS ME EMALE ABOUT YUOR HARDWARE SITE!!! Sends me emale so I can print it and I will update thes page EVERY HOUR EVARY DAY SO CHECKS BACK ALOTS!!!

THES COLAMN WILL BE BETTAR AND GIVE MORE INFORMATIAN THAN HARDCOP, ARTS TECHNICA, TEH REGISTRAR, SLASHDOT DOT COM, AND THAT OTHER KIDS SITE AMANDA TECH OR WHATEVAR> by JEFF K!!!!

NEWS FOR 9-29-2000:

9-29-2000: 1:59 am: PC Rave has revviewed a wacky looking joystick.

There are a lot of buttons. There are ten buttons total. On the base, there are two shift buttons buttons (buttons that are on each side of the base). Four function buttons are at the front of the base. The thumb pad at the top has three buttons nested at an angle for easy reach. Perhaps the only fault with the Cyborg is the trigger. It's governed by a microswitch

MICROSWITCH SI SUCKS!!! USE LUNIX!!!

9-29-2000: 1:59 am: There si a companey who wants too hire l33t HaX0rs too works for them and maybe I'll try out!!!

Guardian IT this week launches in the UK an anti hacking unit, iXSecurity, which promises to find any holes in British corporate networks that hackers could sneak in through. iXSecurity provides penetration tests of internal and external networks. A consultant will carry out the test from a client's site, although the external tests could, obviously, be done from anywhere. The tests typically take two days to complete, following which iXSecurity produces a report, on CD, highlighting any weaknesses or potential trouble spots that could be exploited by a hacker.

I went ovar to Jerry's house after school tooday and I used my haX0ring skills too finds weaknesses in his cabal modam hes using as a Quaek 2 servar for our new clan "DeaTHWiNGeR". hear they are:

1) monitar was too close too teh air vents! keep yuor computar away from air or else it can push yuor binary data around and next thing yuo know yuo get computar crashes on VBRUN.DLL!
2) dont use an even numbar amount of RAM! if yuo do, hackars can break it! Use 193 megs of RAM or 259 or 631!!! that way there's an OFFBIT of STORAGE too saves teh data from them and more RAM = more Quaek 2 of coarse!
3) DONT let Jerry mess aroiund with teh computar settings of yuor computar or else teh text gets white and yuo cant see anything and it takes me 60 hours to figare out how to get it back and then the words are in soem crazzey font anyways so BACK TO GATEWAY WITH YUO!!! not Jerry, teh computar

SEE YUO IN TEH UK!

9-29-2000: 1:45 am: PS: ABIT SI A WONDARFUL COMPANEY FULL OF VARY NICE HEROES!!! AND YUO SHOULD BUY ABIT PARTS LIEK WHATEVAR THEY MAKE STEERING WHEELS OR SOMETHIGN I GUESS!!!

9-29-2000: 1:36 am: Hear si an artical about "a CDR and DVD drive": ops, hear si teh link too it.

Installation was flawless! I took out my other two existing drives, placed the AOpen drive in the case, plugged it in, and hit the power button. Windows booted up, never said anything about detecting a drive, but after checking the "System" control panel, I found the DRW4624 in its correct place. I went in for a closer look and everything appeared fine!! I proceeded to burn a music CD. But before you hear the results, let's take a look at the specs!

it also has pritty pictares of teh box on teh guy's deck!!! hahaa! NICE PICTARES, Publo PicASSo!

9-29-2000: 1:33 am: NDivia News has writtan an artical about "GamePC Barebones Reviews" and hear some of it is::

It's been two years since I purchased a new PC and it was time to give the folks over at GamePC a ring. My current system has plenty of punch left in it, especially when outfitting it with a GeForce2 based graphics card, but we have three people in our household that use it. Having two kids that use the Internet for research, are members of Half-Life clans, and are hooked on Diablo II makes it rather difficult to schedule time on the system between the three of us.

Thes si a good artical (I didant reads it yet tho) but who cares about his kids?!? "wah my kids palay Halg Life and I wants too plays Barbie Fashian Desinar wah we need more RAM in our RED HAT" just review teh stuped compoutars and stop babeling about yuor kids, Melontree!!!!

9-29-2000: 1:27 am: Look at thes fantastec emale I got:

FROM: CAPONE7893@AOL.COM
SUBJECT: You Need To Get Hooked On Phonics [H]

Who taught you how to spell????????????????? [H]ARD|OCP RULES!

HAHA, AOL + HARDCOP = MARRAGE MAED IN HEAVAN!!!! stuped fool, I have got boots that seeks too smashes yuor a face of you!!! hahahahaaaaa!!! thanks for takeing time out of yuor bussey scedule of useing yuor head as a beanbag too write me emale!

9-29-2000: 1:24 am: yuo know, I was sitting on teh toilet and I suddenley saiys, "JEFF K, what this worald needs si MORE ARTICALS ABOUT MOTHERBORDS!!!!" and then my dreams were completed with this new article from I forget who somebody stuped probly.

We all know what how hot the guys at ABIT are when it comes to making motherboards and so with the VP6 about to land, we thought it was about time to find out a little more. So off went our roving reporter Mathew Evans who caught up with Scott Thirlwell.

Forgets John Cramack intarviews, MORTHERBOARD MAKAR INTARVIEWS ROCK ME TOO JUPITAR!/!

9-29-2000: 1:21 am: oh goodie, coverage of geek wars 2000!!!

BoomGames Interactive has arrived at the CPL's Frag 4 $30,000 Team Quake III Tournament at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Dallas, Texas. As such, we will be providing up to the minute coverage here:

http://boomgames.com/dyndoc.php/frag4

Pictures and videos will soon accompany the coverage - posted as obtained. Those interested can register to receive updates via ICQ and E-Mail at the above URL.

Oh HOORAY, pictares of ideots sitting down and MOVING TEH MOUSE!!! WOW!!! thank yuo Boomgames for such excitement if I didant eat grapfruits for dinnar I would say, "I CAN BARELY KEEP DOWN MY DINNAR BECUASE OF ALL TEH EXCITEMENTS!!! makes sure its "up too teh minute" becuase I can't bare too miss one second of soem fagot moving his mouse and selecting a menu button!

9-29-2000: 1:19 am: I gots thes emale from some wierdos

Jeff, or, should it be, Mr. K; We've just released a new product and was wondering if you'd be willing to review it for us? Sure, we've been reviewed by Ziff Davis, Cnet, etc, but most of us are rather *sad* and *lost* because we haven't received a review from you, JeffK. How will anyone know if our products are l33t or not?

Please help us out.

Take a look at Video Factory

http://www.sonicfoundry.com/PRODUCTS/NewShowProduct.asp?PID=350

and click the 'try' button, download it, and tell us what you think, and please do post a review, if you have the time.

i think it IS STINKS!!! sends me teh full versian becuase I dont haev TIEM TOO PLAYS AROUND WITH YUOR CORRIDORE 7 SHAREWARE GAMES, LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK!!! dont bug me.

9-29-2000: 1:17 am: tooday I wents too teh store and baught GRAPEFRUIT!!!!!!!! I LOVE GRABEFRUITS!!!

NEWS FOR 9-28-2000:!

9-28-2000: 1:55 pm: OH JOY ALERTERON.ORG HAS ANOTHAR ARTICAL ABOUT REVIEWING MOTHERBOREDs, WHAT A WONDERFUL THING!!! I COULD READ ABOUT MOTHERBORDS ALL DAY!!!

For the past two weeks or so, I have been testing (read: playing) with two socket A motherboards that are outstanding products. Their performance is top notch, have plenty of extras, and lots of tweakage ability. I'm of course talking about Abit's and Asus' socket A motherboards the KT7 and A7V, respectively. They have been joy to work with and are top socket A boards on the market.

WAH! who in there right mind reads all thes moatherbord crap?! theres been liek 50 motherbored reviews tooday!!! who cares?!?

9-28-2000: 1:47 pm: I saw on teh Sugarsnack that Tribes 2 has been delayed so they coulds release more stuped screnshots evary day. YEAH I WANT MORE TRIBES 2 SCRREENSHORTS BECUASE I CANT GET ENOUGH!!! PLES SENDS MORE TOO MORE NEWS SIETS# all they do at that companey si spend all day takeing screenshots no wondar its going too be late/

9-28-2000: 1:42 pm: oh hoorey, anothar motherboared review, there arent enough of those tooday!!! 3DSportlight looks at teh MSI 1337 i812 Pro bored.

The Intel 440BX motherboard chipset has been very popular for about two years now. There are good reasons for this to happen. Letís start with the fact that the BX has proven to be very stable and perform strongly.

YES!!! LETS!!!!

9-28-2000: 1:38 pm: theres bar graphs showing all kinds of crazzey numbars over at Tech Report for video cards.

Obviously, Geometry Assist is still a work in progress. And these drivers don't offer the kind of performance boost I'd hoped. It's nice to see that 3dfx is making an effort to improve these drivers. Let's hope it pays off in a future revision.

looks liek Voodoo5 looses again!!! SORRY 3DFX but thats what yuo get for hiring BRIAN BURKE!

9-28-2000: 1:36 pm: Oh no, Dell si haX0ring there own computars!!!

Dell has hacked the price of its servers, PCs and notebooks to pieces, citing cheaper component prices. The Texan vendor cut prices of Dimension desktops by 15 per cent, Inspiron notebooks for small businesses by 12 per cent and PowerEdge servers by up to 47 per cent. Punters can now pick up Dimensions for $599, Inspirons for $1,099 and the servers for $1,199.

FREE KEVIN MITNACK!!

9-28-2000: 10:20 am: soem wierdo sent me news that his turkish siet reviewed an Asus mortherboard but I cant read that crap so Im not posteing teh link so go write it in English or soemthing AND WHILE YUOR AT IT SEND ME A NEW COMPUTAR!!!!

9-28-2000: 10:17 am: there are soem a review of POLK SPEAKARS on Boom Gaems! although speakars arent games so wtf they review them I don't know mayeb theyve already palayed Rollar Costar Buffon and need soemthing else to writes about/

Many companies offered a budget speaker system that was a good price, but the performance of the speakers were so poor, that we decided to give the speakers to 'ol Granny when she needed something to play 1920's music that she downloaded off of Napster.

HAHA GRANDMA DOSENT USE TEH INTARNET!!! she uses pills too keep her from dieing. stuped Boomgames.

9-28-2000: 10:14 am: Dalanatech has a review of a Crisco 3500 Switch!!! Some network thing I guess.

Rack-Mountable multi port (12 to 48 10/100, 2 Gigabit or 8 Gigabit) switches. Slim profile and easy to configure and manage. Capable of supporting a maximum of 250 port-based VLANs or ISL/802.1Q VLAN trunks and 802.1p for prioritizing traffic (Voice/telephone packets). These models boast a 10 Gbps switch fabric allowing it to forward up to 7.4 million packets per second, maximum forwarding bandwidth of 5 Gbps which allows wire speed performance across all 10/100 ports.

BUT DOSE IT RUN QUAEK3?!?!??!

9-28-2000: 10:14 am: I WOKE UP!!!!!.

9-28-2000: 1:25 am: I am going too sleep becuase their si no news too report now but when I wake up thered bettar be news in my emale box becuase I dont want too haev too go to othar siets too reports it so remembar too sends yuor news too me goodnight! PS: I will maek a funney update with wackey news sometimes tomorrow liek all teh othar funny webmiesters!!! and yuo will laugh and I will maek a foram too yuo can post on about my paeg.

PS: i made teh forams already yuo can post on them HEAR.

9-28-2000: 1:19 am: Eric Bowing from ABIT was vary nice and says hes sending me a ABIT BX133 RAID MOTHARBOARED too review! HE si vary nice and a vary nice companey!!! now I needs a CPU too puts in it and RAM! and a harded drive! and a Joystick! and a monitar and all that othar crap! so if yuo can sends me that stuff PLES EMALE ME and when i review write my review I will promote yuo aND put yuor links on my left bar like ABIT!!!!!!!!!1 so ples emale me with yuor crap so i can reviews it! THAT MEANS YUO, PETIUM AND AMD AND WHOEVAR MAEKS RAM AND HARDED DRIVES AND MODEAMS AND MONITARS AND JOYSTICKS AND MOUSES but not mousepads becuase only flyheads are dumb enough to review mousepads!!!!!!

link too emale me>

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: THardCOP has a review of a ABit BX133 RAID moatherbored! yuo can reads teh review hear, hear si a clip from it:"

The BX133 uses HighPoint's HPT370 RAID controller, which gives the BX133 the ability to run up to 4 ATA 66/100 hard drives (in addition to the four ATA 33 devices it can run off the standard IDE controller). With these four hard drives, you have the option of a high performance RAID 0 setup, the high redundancy/safety RAID 1 setup, or the ultimate setup, a RAID 0+1 rig. Where other RAID enabled motherboards reviewed here in the past might have had their RAID ports located in less than convenient locations, the BX133's are right where they should be, below the ATA 33 IDE ports.

I KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE WORDS MEAN and I WANT A RAD BOARD TOO! HEY ABIT GET OFF YUOR BUTTS AND EMALE ME A NEW MORTHERBOARD!!!! i will review it! and it will be bettar than HardCROP which si run by KYLE who si a notorious menace!!! so hradocp bettar post news on there site that I posted news about their siet or i will use my powars of media influence to DESTORY THEM!!!! hAW HAW!1

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Thiers some pictares of teh NDivia GTS 2 GeForche 2 Ulatra GX 3D Balastar BMX at "TBrake"

Wow, yuor some kind of zany fellow if yuo want too looks at pictares of a video cards! "OOH LOOK, IT SI A PICTARE OF A CARD WHICH SHOWS PICTARES OF VIDEO CARDS ON MY MONITAR! WOW!"

peopal who want too see this probaly are CONVICTS!!!!1

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Gaem Loft Uck has reviewed a MOUSEPAD. HOW DUMB CAN YUO GET?!?

The first thing to strike you about the Everglide pads is how different they are from normal mousemats. For a start, they're rigid, thick plastic rather than foam rubber, which makes them ideal for use where your desk surface isn't regular. The undersides of the pads have little plastic feet that grip the surface of the desk surprisingly well, preventing the pad from moving even under the most vigorous of mouse movements. The sides of the pads are bevelled, which means that your hand doesn't catch on them when you move close to the edges.

AWARD WINNING JORNALISM for sure!!! tell me ples, GAEM LOFT UCK, dose teh mousepad lay on yuor tabal or dose it do nutty tricks?!? WHO KNOWS! reviewing a mousepad is dumb, watch me review my hat!.

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Teh Tech Zone has a price list of all kinds of crazzey stuff to put in yuor computar liek Ram or joysticks or whatevar. hear's a sampal:

PIII600EB FCPGA OEM PIII 600EB MHZ 133FSB W/ 256K ATC IN FC-PGA 370PIN (0.18 MICRON) $150.95

ITS LIEK READING A BOOK BY SHAKESPERE!!!

woah teh hellicoptar si CRAZZEY!!!! watch ouT!!!

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: EETimes says they will maek teh Intarnet fastar by scanning your computar with lassers.

Several companies, such as AboveNet Communications Inc. (San Jose, Calif.), use co-location facilities to link Internet service providers (ISPs) and particular Web sites in a "one-hop" fashion. InterNap is unique because of its relationship with all 11 Internet backbone carriers, chief executive Anthony Naughtin said. Traffic across the Internet passes through multiple backbone carriers, such as UUNet or Digex, which forward the signals to one another for free under a system called peering. It's this system that makes the connectionless Internet possible, allowing messages to bounce from node to node en route to their destinations.

PS: I got thes news from SLashdot.com witch si a site for fat bald men that wear Star Track t-shirts!!! HAHAH!!! theyd bettar link too me. YUOVE BEEN JEFF Ked!!!

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Amanda Tech (she si smartest 15 year old girl too evar run a website!) has made a Guide too Buying High Ending Computars Systams with much informatian that si valuble and helpful!

While price drops continue across the board, the Dream System gets the biggest benefit here thanks to continued drops in RDRAM pricing, now at $500 for a 256MB RIMM. As Rambus has been saying for quite a while, RDRAM is quickly approaching price parity with SDRAM, albeit partially due to rises in SDRAM pricing.

Haha, RAM-BUS, thats a funny joek! I hoep that if I print enough news from AmandaTech she will goes out on a date with me!!!! i would emale her and ask but she probaly lievs far away liek in Otah!

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Woddy's Windowz Watch has says that Micorosotf has made a vary bad qualiety product with teh new MNS Exploarer! It lets yuo spam yuor parents and school with spame and malixcious code!!!

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I copied teh wrong sectian but who cares MS si sucks anyway/

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Hort Hardwear has reveeiwed teh MS-6337 motharboard,. I didant reads it because MICOROSFOT SI SUCKS!!! Bill Gates si vampire man who wants too sucks blood from Lunix!!! so dont read it!!! BURN MICROSOFRT!

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: their are new Voodoo 4 / 4.5 / 5 drivars out if yuo use a Voodoo card liek I saids mayeb yuo should use them but mayeb not becuase you already haev drivars and why do yuo needs new ones?!? I dont know mayeb your some kind of computar dork and yuo needs a brake from palaying Zork all night I guess!

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Tweek 3D has an review of teh GeFork 2 Leadteck WinFast FagotCard MX. I didant reads it but mayeb yuor dumb and want too.

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: Tehcnoyard (which sounds liek Mad Max movie!! I think!!!) has a "Ultiamte Quake IIIA Video Card Slowdown" and it covars which cards yuo should buy to palay Quake 3. they are vary trickey peopal and write two words per paeg so yuo haev to go to teh next page and give them lots of bannar ad hits. Here si all it says on page 2:

THIS SI PAEG 2

(click here for next page)

Thats all! THANKS FOR TEH INFORMATIAN jerks I dont needs a new video card anyway so they can go launch themselfes into space!!!!!!.

9-28-2000: 1:01 am: CPU Reveiewer has an artical about "SLOTA TBIRD 700 REVIEW". I dont know wtf that crazzey stuff si about but its probly good let me copy and pastes soemthing from it:

While AMD suggests that Slot A TBirds should only be used with AMD 750 and AMD 751 based motherboards (check with your motherboard manufacturer, you may need a newer BIOS) there have been many reports of KX133 based motherboards working with 800MHz or slower Slot A TBirds. Cavet Emptor

this means Petium = bettar because I dont know wtf that crazzey stuff means and Petium maeks teh Worald Wide Web fastar on yuor computar GO COUGARS!!!

9-28-2000 : 1:01 am: 3D SPOTLIGT has a vary informatative guide on HOW TOO Tweaking Yuor systam mammory. They cover vital apsects liek:

Virtual Mammory

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GO to next page

and much more it si vary good for getting teh most out of yuor machene!

 

Thes si teh colamn I will put hardwear articals and advertissers on . if yuo wants too advertise on my siet, ples emale me. ples sends me hardware too revewe too!!!

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copywright 2000 (c) JEFF K!!!! dont steals my paeg1