BIG man wants too be muscaley liek monstar Jason Hall or Paul Steede
but he looks liek CONSTIPATED1
- okey hello/
WHO ARE YUO
AND WHAT DO YUO DO?!
- Hello Jeff. What's new?
- HELLO > I already SAIDS HELLO
- What do I do? Who are you? The police? Why do you want to know?
Do you know where I live?
- COME on ples answar teh questian I am bussey man with people to go
and places to see!!!
- Well, just cos it's you and I'm in a nice mood, and the sun is shining,
and I had great lunch at China 1. I'm Jake Simpson, professional code
monkey at Raven software.
- oh and what gaems did yuo make?/
- Um, I makes gaems like Heretic II, Soldier of Fortune and Voyager
: Elite Force.
- oh no teh raceist game!!!
OH NO!!! why
did yuo maeks teh raceist gaem JAKE yuo seem lieks a nice man!!!
I nevar sees
yuo in a klan hat on Jarry Springer show except "TEH transsexuael
stole my lovar!" episode!
- Well, that's the dark side to my personality that I only let out
- oh okey why did yuo maeks teh game racist? I reads in a PC GAEM MAGAZINE
and they nevar lie becuase if it's in print that means its TRUE!!!!
- Yes. Funnily enough we subscribe to that theory here at Raven too.
We are really confused when the world doesn't end like the Globe tells
us its going to.
- well i dont undarstand becuase yuor gaem si raciest against bad guys!
EVErywheres yuo goes in Soldar of Fortune, yuo shoots bad guys = RACEIST
against bad guys!!!
FOR TEH LOVE
OF GOD JAKE WHY?
- I think that's described with the technical term "Badguyist".
- i dont thinks thats a real term JAKE.
i think yuor
makeing funney joeks at my expense except theyre not funny
maeybe yuo needs
to harvest more trilithium FUNNY crystals smarty man!/
- We were working on a game which was all peace and love, and had
lots of flowers in it, but we couldn't figure out how the rocket launcher
was going to work.
So we put some
bad guys in at the last minute.
- I played that game, its UNREAL!!!!
FIGARE OUT TEH ROCKET LAUNCHER EITHAR!
okeys, so now
yuo makes STAR TRACK gaem abouts space right?
- Actually it's only half about space. The other half is about trekking.
- DO I DETECT FUNEY JOKE FROM JAKE SIMPSOON???
- I think there's some voyagering in there some where too.
- BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!
DETECTS INCOMEING JOKE ALART! MAN TEH BRIDGE, SET COURSE FOR "STARBASE
DO PEOPEL CALL
YUO "JOKE SIMPSON" AT WORK?
- No, I can't tell you what they call me here at work because you
have a family site and I wouldn't want to alienate any of your readers.