i ran out of Jaek simpsons pictares but thes one should last for YEARS!!!

JEFF K.!!!! - liek a JASON hall gaem? "GRGRRRRR USE LITHTEACH!"

Jake Simpson - No comment.

JEFF K.!!!! - "I COMMANDS RESPECT! RARRRRR! RARRRR I CLUB YUO WITH SUCESS!!!"

weinery!!!

so whats kindso of guns are there in Star TRACK ELETIY FARCE?

Jake Simpson - Big ones. With nasty spiky ends. That shoot really big laser bolts

JEFF K.!!!! - i did see star teh track demo and guns taht shoots teh magic sparkley color oF DEATH!!!!!!!! are they lieks in teh movies? with BFG 6000?

Jake Simpson - Yes. I think so. Actually we just stole the code for the BFG 6000 and just renamed it. I hope no one notices..

JEFF K.!!!! - jaek i have feelings yuo are LYEING TO ME and i needs exclusive niforinformatian to Scoop HYPONERDIA siet <-- MY NEW TARGET!

hyponerdia si run by an EX pro wrastler named Steven "TEH DESTROYAR" -

"RARRR! I NOW DESTROY HTAML CODE AND GOOD WEBPAEG DESIGN WITH MY AWEFUL WEBSIET and dumb graphicxs arts! GRARAR!"

YUO VISIT HIS siet and yuo pray for death!!!1 HE has nice graphics! for a FAGOT/

Jake Simpson - Lying? To you? Never! Lets see, what exclusive info can I give you. I know. This is something no one knows, so keep it under you hat. The transporter operator in Elite Force is actually Brian Pelliter, the project lead. There! No one else has this.

JEFF K.!!!! - brian peltier? whos that i thought tyuo mades teh gaem!!! Or did he transport yuo off teh project?!? HAHAHHAHAHAHA fagot ###

Jake Simpson - Um.. well, I did. Sort of. Brian Helped. Actually, I have to break down and be truthful here. Everyone else did the work. I just came in to work and doodled all day.

JEFF K.!!!! - ewww, yuo doodled all day yuo should wear adult diapears at yuor age, HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! "OH NO ITS OLD MAN SIMPSON WITH HIS STAR TRACK GAME QUICK HIDE TEH POLYDENT"

Jake Simpson - *sigh*. Why do you think these jeans don't fit right?

JEFF K.!!!! - thats what yuo gets when yuo buy clothes from "EVERYTHINGS A DOLLAR" store

Jake Simpson - Have you ever thought of writing a sitcom? I reckon you could get a job on one really easy.

JEFF K.!!!! - YUO RECKON?!?!?! as long as it pays moneys!

okey so now whats about Solfar of Fortane 2? I needs excluseive informatian so Blues News will prints my artical on their dumb siet and i will get Lunix usars to reads it. and shugarshack too but then i get "FIRST POST@@@@" peopal and theyre spookey flyhead cretins!!

Jake Simpson - Well ll I'm not sure I can reveal anything about our new projects. See, the company I work for will send big people to kill me if I talk about our new stuff. And you wouldn't want me to get hurt now would you?

JEFF K.!!!! - if i gets exlcusive informatian, sure!!! yuo will recovear!

I NEED HITS JAEK~!! HITS!!!! HIIIIIIITS!!!!!!!!

Jake Simpson - You're all heart Jeff.

JEFF K.!!!! - AND YUOR ALL FAGOT JAKE/// now who si teh bad guys in yuor Star TRACK gaem? I forgot becuase there's 1070 new star track games out evary day and I loses track or STAR TRACK (hahahaha clevar joek on my part I declare!) ! So who are yuor bad guys?/ soething like Yeti I think or Iraqis probly bad guys

Jake Simpson - The bad guys are the Borg, the Klingons, the scaveners and lots of other scary bad guys. The don't look like humans with some face makeup.

JEFF K.!!!! - whoes teh head bad guy??? MEDUSA? TEH EGGPLANT WIZZARD?

Jake Simpson - Both. Combined. We did some DNA experiements.

JEFF K.!!!! - yuo did nothing and lieked it

Jake Simpson - How did you know? Who told you????

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