NEWEST INTARVIEW:

Kenn Hoerkstra of Raven Software - he made Soldare of Fortune and Heretic 2 and is makeing Star Track - L33T Force!!!

BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!

i haev intarviewed Ken Horkstar of Raven. I palayed Soldare of Fortune teh othar day and says "This si a vary good gaem!" so I emaled him and asked if I could intarview him for My games siet and (ONCE AGAIN) I have scooped Inscite Magazine with cuting edge jounralism!!! so reads teh intarview and when yuo are done yuo can go back to my excellint homepaeg!!! Oh, and BLUES NEWS BETTAR POST NEWS OF THIS INTARVIEW OR IM GOING TO PUINCH HIM AT E3 IF I CAN GET IT! IF I CANT GET IN, IM GOING TO PUNCH HIM WHEN HE LEAVES SO LOOK OUT BLUE, IM COMEING AFTAR YUO BUDDY!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BEATS YUO UP BLUE AND FRANS TOO!!! ITS CLOBBERIN TIME, CHARLIE#

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JEFF K - is there going too be a soldar of fortune 2? probaly not, becuase there's nowheres else on teh Earth for John Mollards to kills people! Yuo would have to make it like "JOHN, teh shop wants yuo too go to Haawaii and kills teh drug dealeing pineapple salesman man"

JEFF K - Mayeb a volcano and lots of lava

JEFF K - no meat packing plants in Hawaii though, not good for yuor leval designars!

Kenn Hoekstra - We're looking into making SoF 2 right now. We're waiting to see what our schedule is like and what the sales figures are like. I think we can come up with lots more bad guys for John to take down.

JEFF K - Like Shriners?

Kenn Hoekstra - I don't think the people at the Zor Shrine next to Raven would like it if we tried to motion capture them...

JEFF K - yuo could trick them, say yuore giving them Spirit of the Holey Ghost with yuor computar machines

JEFF K - then they shoots candy at yuo

JEFF K - in those silley cars

JEFF K - What about shoooting Bill gates?

Kenn Hoekstra - Bill's got enough to worry about these days.

JEFF K - OH YEAH, in yuor game, Yuor smarty man bad guys rolls around teh ground and duck but sometimes I shots them and they stands around until I kills them... are they to too sleepy to shoot back?

JEFF K - Lazy bad guys!!!

Kenn Hoekstra - Are you playing on the "I'm a wuss" difficulty level?

JEFF K - NO, I PLAY HARDEST, GUYS SPAWN EVERYWHERE ITS SO HARD!

JEFF K - GUY SPAWN ON YUOR HEAD

JEFF K - GUY SPAWN IN TEH WALLS

JEFF K - everywhere, more bad guys ! keep em comeing, barkeep!

NEW enemie for Solardare of Fortune 2: TEH SHRINARS!!!

Kenn Hoekstra - Hmmm...maybe the bad guys are on strike?

JEFF K - Thats what I though!!t!!!

JEFF K - Or maybe they just want to be in yuor game and dont know what to doo, liek not vary good actors!

Kenn Hoekstra - It must be the case, then...

JEFF K - How comes testicals dont fly off when yuo shots guys in the groin?

JEFF K - I want too see flying nuts

Kenn Hoekstra - The motion capture stuntman wouldn't let us do that particular capture...

JEFF K - si easy captare just throw tiny bouncy balls around and draw blod on Paintbrush

JEFF K - PAUL STEEVE COULD DO IT

Kenn Hoekstra - I guess we didn't think of that...

JEFF K - he si American muscaley suparhero!!!

Kenn Hoekstra - So I hear...

JEFF K - I will draw testicals for yuo in Soldar of Fortune 2

JEFF K - cheap

Kenn Hoekstra - I'll make sure George Rose puts that in the contract.

JEFF K - YES, pleas do!!!

JEFF K - Hahahaha, GEORGE ROSE

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