LOOK AT TEH UPCOMEING CONSOUL WARES!!!!!!!!1
LOOK AT THE MICORSOFT EX BOX!1
Ex BOX is teh brainchild of Bill Gattes who stifles creativitey
and monopolizes things. if Bill Gattes wants a new lamp, he
dosent buy one! He goes too Microsfot and tells his engineers,
"GO BUILD ME A LAMP" and they do because theyre
tied to radiators and Bill Gates hits them with softballs.
then they give him his lamp and he goes home and reads JUDY
BLUME ALL NIGHT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa
Bill saw that peopal were geting rich from makeing consoules
so he saids, "okay, we will makes aconsoule thats liek
a computar machene!" and he went to his computar machene
and ripped all teh parts out and threw them into a plastic
box and lit it on fire and screamed "HERES MY CONSOULE
NOW!!!" and made teh engineers make moer. So instead
of haveing consoule parts insides a consoule, teh Ex Box has
COMPUTAR MACHENE parts inside it, witch means yuo can get
viruses and "PASS THES EMALE TO 500 PEOPAL FOR GOOD LUCK".
also yuo can haX0r it and watch naked ladies play volleyball
graphics cards si made by NDIVIA, a company which makes graphics
cards. they are putting in a GeFarce 3 Ultra Mega SUPAR card
inside of it and it will haev 19 fans on it and will burn
yuo if yuo tries to eats it. Teh controllar will weigh 50
pounds and only has 2 buttons, "START" and "STOP"
and "EMALE MOM" for yuor software needs. there are
maney american games being made for teh ExBox becuase it si
not Japanese witch means less jerks with big hair and huge
swords and women with bug eyes. Also they will be in American
because thats good becuase I AM TIRED OF NOT BEING ABAL TO
READS THINGS THATS WRITTAN!!! WRITE IN AMAMRICAN!!!! ENGLISH!!!!!!1
Sega is makeing games for teh Ex Box witch means SONIC TEH
HEDGEHOG!!! YEAH!!! SONIC IS TEH LAST HERO LEFT and Sonic
adventars was a cat turd so hopefulley next one will be bettar.
Bill Gates will haev CREATIVE INFLUIUENCE and make a penguin
teh last enemy boss!!! hahah! LUNIX!!! LUNIXX!!!! GRAARRRGRGHHHGHGHRGRHAGGGGHHH
UPCOMEING FOR EXBOX:
SILENT HILL 3
- Zombieys haev taken ovar teh hat factory and yuo must
kills them with guns
HALO - Drive a jeep around a laek and shots guns at robots
BUGS and enjoy yuor commute to work
PATSY DRAGOON - no idea
EXBOX RACING CAR: drive a car around Bill Gates house and
littar on his sidewalk/
HUDSONS ADVENTARE ISLAND 9 - picks BANANADS ON A SKATEBOARD!!!
RADICAL TO TEH MAX!!!
HEAR FOR MY CONCLUSIAN ABOUT WHAT YUO SHOULD BUY