NEW INTARVIEW! - SCOTT WARNAR OF BLACK AISLE (THEY MADES FALOUT AND BALDARS GATE AND ARE MAKEING ICEWINDY DALE)
i am makeing lots of gaeming man friends becuase my siet is populare!!!!!!! now I haev intarviewed Scott Warnar of Black Isle, he si makeing role palaying gaems and something called "Windy DALE", wjhich is dungons and Dragins (I haevnt heard of that gaem either, I think it si liek Final Fantatsy). so I gots scott to do an intarview and we talked about Cyclopses and role playing and good things. HE was a nice guy, much bettar than Charlie Weedhopper and the undesirabal Cliffy B (I WONT put up links to thier intarviews beucase I dont liek them), but then Scott turned out too be a jerk to at teh end, so I guess all computar men are jerks maeybe. BUT NOT ME, i am a gaem reportar and I have savoire faire!
Scott: How about Ultima Online?
JEFF K: Untilma online is not a vary qualeity product
JEFF K: Untimlma Online is dumb, yuo get kiled by deer
JEFF K: I hope there are no deer in your gaem
Scott: I killed a deer in UO on my first session and some guy came by me and yelled "you killed bambi! hahaha" I never played again.
JEFF K: my friend Jerry palays Dungeons and dragons and he saids that yuor rules are a rulebook or soemthing and diffrant rules tahn othar games and that nobody knows teh rules but I dont know
JEFF K: ???
Scott: Umm, yes we use different rules
Scott: 2nd Edition D&D rules not those 3rd ones yet
JEFF K: like 100 sided dice?
Scott: that's one big dice
JEFF K: looks liek testicals with lots of numbars on them
JEFF K: Mistar Smarty men makeing othar games use Third rules
JEFF K: Nveverwintar Nights
Scott: Bioware is making that out of house
JEFF K: I DONT UNDERSTAND RULES, WHAT SI DIFFERANCE? NUMBER OF TROLLS?!?!
JEFF K: WFT???????? TELL ME NOW DAMN YUO
Scott: uhhh yeah, number of trolls! and other things.
JEFF K: mayebe its regis fillbarn!
JEFF K: HE WANTS TO USE YUO AS LIFELINE
Scott: I want to win a million dollars too.
Scott: I wonder what he'll ask?
JEFF K: REGIS: "WHAT GAEM COMPANY MAEKS GAME WHERE YUOR CAR TRUNK DISAPPEARS?"
JEFF K: CONTESTANT: "LET ME CALL MY FRIENDS AND ASK!"
Scott: "BIS! GIMMIE MY MILLION DOLLARS!"
JEFF K: REGIS: "YUO WIN, HERES MONEYS"
Scott: You didn't want the trunk anyways.
Scott: It's too cumbersome
JEFF K: MAYbe
JEFF K: SO WHY do they makes new rules?? and why are they secrat and yuo cant use them?
Scott: It's like, a super secret ultra confidential Wizards of the Coast thing.
JEFF K: that is silley
JEFF K: i should stabs them
Scott: You should apply there
JEFF K: so what is yuor game like???
Scott: Did you play Baldur's Gate?
JEFF K: NO
Scott: How about Torment?
JEFF K: NO
JEFF K: final fantansy
JEFF K: and Quake 3
Scott: Well you take a bunch of adventurers and you wander around a world killing stuff.
JEFF K: liek evarquest/?
JEFF K: i hoep yuo get too sit as much as Evarquest
JEFF K: CAST SPELL, SIT SIT SIT SIT
JEFF K: CAST SPELL ,SIT, SIT, SIT, DIES
Scott: OH man you can't sit in our game
JEFF K: WHAT?????/
JEFF K: then it wont be succesful
Scott: If you can't sit??
JEFF K: yes
Scott: hmmm, maybe we'll have to look into that
JEFF K: yuo haev to COMBAT for 40 seconds, then sits for 40 minutes
JEFF K: and CAMP BOOTS
JEFF K: do yuo have fast boots?
JEFF K: ohm, then it might be good
Scott: Of course it'll be good!