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NEW INTARVIEW! - SCOTT WARNAR OF BLACK AISLE (THEY MADES FALOUT AND BALDARS GATE AND ARE MAKEING ICEWINDY DALE)
i am makeing lots of gaeming man friends becuase my siet is populare!!!!!!! now I haev intarviewed Scott Warnar of Black Isle, he si makeing role palaying gaems and something called "Windy DALE", wjhich is dungons and Dragins (I haevnt heard of that gaem either, I think it si liek Final Fantatsy). so I gots scott to do an intarview and we talked about Cyclopses and role playing and good things. HE was a nice guy, much bettar than Charlie Weedhopper and the undesirabal Cliffy B (I WONT put up links to thier intarviews beucase I dont liek them), but then Scott turned out too be a jerk to at teh end, so I guess all computar men are jerks maeybe. BUT NOT ME, i am a gaem reportar and I have savoire faire!
JEFF K: OKEY, LET ME INTARVIEW YUO, I WILL PUTS IT ON MY WEBsITE AND MAKE WINDYDALE site and sell it to IGN and maek WINDYDALEVAULT
JEFF K: Okey, Questian 1: What si yuor REAL name and what do yuo do?!?
Scott: My name is Scott Warner and I am a designer on Icewind Dale.
JEFF K: what do yuo design??? do yuo draws teh monstars? or design code? or WHAT
Scott: I come up with an area, write dialogs, place monsters, tell them what to do, have them kill you, that sort of thing.
JEFF K: So, yuo are A writar?
Scott: Among other things.
Scott: We make games with dragons and wizards
JEFF K: maeybe yuo need more car trunks taht disappear in role palaying games liek Falout 2
JEFF K: OH I DRIVE MY CAR AROUND MAP, TRUNK IS GONE OH NO
JEFF K: YEAH, AND DIATANAKA HAS "CRASH" FEATARE
JEFF K: "NO RUN" - MAKES GAME BETTAR!!!!
Scott: did you play it?
JEFF K: YES
Scott: I LIKe that pizza flipping weapon
JEFF K: i just use teh glove, it looks like Nintindo power glove
Scott: you can flip pizzas at insects
JEFF K: SMASH SMASH ROBBY TEH ROBOT DIE
JEFF K: NO MORE GUMSHOE
JEFF K: YUO COULDANT WIN!!!
JEFF K: like FALOUT 2: OH NO, IT IS 10 DAYS, YUOR VILAGE DIED, SORREY
Scott: hey you know one of our games!
JEFF K: yes, i playard it and maed teh car trunk disapear
Scott: Did you become a Kama Sutra master?
JEFF K: what si that, candy?