2003 SUMMAR PREVIEW FOR "SAVE TEH LAST DANCE FOR ME PART 2"

STARRING

"Moon Dancear Jones" - Lil Bow Wow
"Georgia Peaches" - Kathy Lee Gifford
"Sherriff Frank Racist" - Joe Don Backer

Eventaully a town si won ovar by teh powars of dance and soon all of teh moves are busted in "Safe The Last Dance 2"

In "Save the Least Dace for Me" part 1, it was a movie about a white girl who moved into a black city and IT WAS CULTUREAL CRAZYNESS!!!! soem peopal didant liek her becuase she was white and they said to her "OH NO YUO DONT" and "OH SNAP" and she then performed a ballet dance on a fat mans grave!!! But she maed friends with a black gentalman named Secretian and he taught her how to dance hip hop whiel he becaem a doctar at Harvard. She then had a ballette dance in front of a faggot and he saids "congradulatians, teh black man showed yuo how to dance liek a beautey queen, yuo can now go too dance school" and she was so happy that she died!!! IT WAS TEH FEELGOOD MOVIE OF 2001 OR WHENEVAR IT CAME OUT!!!

Now its teh sequal and teh directars (I dont know who they are) are palanning to cash in on teh fellgood sensatian of teh first one by makeing "Save Teh Last Dance for Me Part 2: Keep Saveing Teh Dance!" In teh first movie, a white girl went into a black town! NOW A BLACK MAN GOES TO A WHITE TOWN!!!! Littal Bow Wow palays "Moon Dancer Jones" who si a asspiriting Breakdancing wizzard. he has won all of teh championships in Harlem, but then his dad has too maeks a deal with teh FBI to turn in a drug kingping and they get witness protectian program whitch puts them maeks them moves to Orange Town, Texas!!! NOW ITS A BLACK BOY IN A WHITE PERSAN TOWN!!! how will they be abal to learn to love and live with each othar and there cultrural crazyness, I don't know!!! but I got thes emale from an insuidtrstry insidar talking about teh move:

FROM: Jarry
SUBJECT: SAVE THELAST DANCE FOR ME, PART 2

Hello Jeff K., I have some information for you about "Save the last Dance For Me, Part 2". Lil Bow Wow is exception in his role as Moon Dancer Jones and is befriended by Kathy Lee Gifford who is a pie maker that lives in the apartment he and his dad move to. She teaches him how to do Texas dances like the two step and line draw, and he combines his high energy New York breakdancng moves to really "wow" the Texans. Of course there are people in Texas who disapprove of such a relationship and the affairs of black people (minorities), such as Sheriff Frank Racist, who tries to spread maliscious (sp?) rumors about them and break them up. But love is stronger than racism and ultimately Lil Bow Wow triumpfs (sp?) in the dance competition. Kathy Lee Gifford is very convincing as the pie maker, and Lil Bow Wow's dad (Michael Clark Duncan) is good too even when you consider his two eyes are made of plaster.

- Jarry
PS: where is my Playstation Jeff? You borrowed it last month and never returned it and my mom is getting angry at me.

AHA!!!! WOW TAHTS A LOT OF TIPS from an indsutry insidar! I changed his naem too "Jarry" to protect him from Paramounty Studios becuase if tehy find out who gaev tips abotu their movies then they kill yuo!!! I KNEW A DEAD MAN WHO SQUEELED!!! but thes looks too be teh feelgood sesantaian of 2003, so yuoll definietely want to save a seat for "Save Teh Last Dance For Me, Part 2" because it looks liek a vary good movie! ALSO THERE IS A CAR CHASE AND ONE OF TEH CARS LANDS IN A MUD PIT, AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GAAA!!!

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