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INTARVIEW WITH CHARLIE WIEDER OF DUKE NUKAM: FOREVAR!
okey, look, i have once againe gottan exclusive intartviews with big fameous gameing industry people!!!! today I haev Charlie Weider, and he maeks maps for Duke Nukam 4: Duke Nukam Forevar! i dont know if he si bettar than Crispan Antcow tho. i guess well see whenevar Duke 4 comes out, HUH???
Charlie was vary rude at times, but he si undar a lot of pressare I think, so dont be hard on him. plus he didant answar any of my questians, so maeybe he is just a jerk. BUT thats okey becuase Duke Nukam looks to be teh feelgood experience of 2000 (or whatever year it comes out)!!!
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Wieder: There are strippers, but the game isn't going to be equal to an R-Rating so no nudity. We have the ability to shoot limbs off, but a stripper just doesn't look very good with blood spurting out of their arms while giving you a lap dance. Not that you have ever had a lap dance, but...
Wieder: Regis can wait like everyone else.
Wieder: We won't be doing public beta tests that would allow you to do anything for us.
Wieder: Because Duke pays the Cyclops to lose. And he has a shrink ray. That makes him 3 feet tall.
Wieder: You called me a fagot though.
Wieder: I have the log.
Wieder: My mom wants to beta test but I won't let her.
Wieder: She didn't let me play Super Mario Brothers till 3am when I was younger. Payback time.
Wieder: You could make a pretty sweet side scroller with the Unreal engine.
Wieder: We should stop making DNF and make Mario in Unreal.
Wieder: You know, we haven't heard that many jokes about Duke taking forever... these are very fresh.
Wieder: We are trying to hide behind Daikatana. If and when they ship, we are probably screwed.