DET. GOMBO SEZ: Hey kiddo, never click on links some mug sends you over IM or "INTERNET MESSAGERS", especially if you don't know the jerk. Tell them to kiss your ear and put them on DA BLOCK.
thawicketdownloada: hey mon what is up
thawicketdownloada: you like music my main man?
RaGnArOk: hell yeah i love music
thawicketdownloada: you like freeeee music? you dig me?
RaGnArOk: heh yeah like mp3s
thawicketdownloada: ohhhh yeah mon I got mp3s mp4s mp5s jpgs. I got tiffs and targa files, I got pcx files if you dig it old school and man let me you I got some of the dopest flc files you ever seen you name it I got it
RaGnArOk: thas tite
thawicketdownloada: I got this site mon you're not gonna believe this site
RaGnArOk: aw yeah whaddup
thawicketdownloada: This web site got all the best download links and torrence
RaGnArOk: hell yeah hook a bro up
thawicketdownloada: alright mon just go to this website
RaGnArOk: lol okay man good one
Detective Don Gombo: YOU ARE UNDER NET ARREST YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT TYPE ANY MORE IMS THEY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB
RaGnArOk: dude you are messed up
Detective Don Gombo: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS MESSED UP ON A CRIMINAL COURSE TO A LIFETIME OF ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS
RaGnArOk: your the one who said you had a site
Detective Don Gombo: THIS WAS AN OFFICIAL NETCOP STING OPERATION SORRY TO SAY THE ONLY "LED ZEPPELINS" YOULL BE DOWNLOADING ARE THE LED BARS IN A JAIL CELL
RaGnArOk: you cant send me to jail
RaGnArOk: you cant prove i did anything
Detective Don Gombo: THE ONLY PROOF I NEED IS YOUR IP (INTERNET PASSPORT) ADDRESS YOU ARE BEING BOOKED FOR CRIMINAL DOWNLOADING AS WE SPEAK
RaGnArOk: what law did i break!
Detective Don Gombo: ALL LAWS OF HUMAN DECENCY BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY ASPCA ACT 4433-23 WHICH STATES AND I QUOTE FROM MEMORY: "ATTEMPTS TO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD FILES OR FILEZ IS A CRIME AGAINST THE INTERNET AND YOU ARE BOUND BY LAW"
RaGnArOk: look man I didnt mean it i was just being nice checking out your site and i didnt know it broke a law
Detective Don Gombo: IGNORANCE IS FOUR-FIFTHS OF THE LAW. YOU ARE VIOLATING THE INTERNET PUBLIC TRUST AND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH HARD TIME.
RaGnArOk: I DIDNT DOWNLOAD ANYTHNGI!!!!!!
Detective Don Gombo: YOU WANTED TO DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE KITTEN'S CABOODLE BUT THE ONLY KITTEN YOU'LL BE SEEING IS A KENTUCKY JAILCAT...FROM BEHIND BARS
Detective Don Gombo: YOU TRIED TO DOWNLOAD FILES BUT EVEN A FILE YOU DOWNLOAD FROM A CAKE WONT GET YOU OUT OF HARD TIME BEHIND BARS
RaGnArOk: this is fucked
Detective Don Gombo: THE ONLY THING "EFFED" IS YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA AND TEXAS AND ALSO YOUR RIGHT TO OWN A GUN
Detective Don Gombo: AND MOST EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES NOT MANY WILL TAKE A CHANCE ON AN INTERNET FELON
RaGnArOk has signed off*******
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