SwEeT DeAtH - Hey, Care to chat?
Lowtax - No thanks
SwEeT DeAtH - Fuck ya then
SwEeT DeAtH - Are you some sort of wierdo?
Lowtax - yes
SwEeT DeAtH - good do you have a small dick?
Lowtax - HELLO SORRY, WHO IS THEIS?
SwEeT DeAtH - David, have you finished playing now?
Lowtax - YEAH, my brothar is palaying games, now I USE THE INTERNET!
Lowtax - my brother is a fag, sorry
SwEeT DeAtH - hehe its ok
Lowtax - whats yuor blimpoed?
SwEeT DeAtH - blimpoed?
Lowtax - yeh, yuo play Firebird Warrior X??? Whats your blimpoed in it?
SwEeT DeAtH - Er.... no i dont have Firebird Warrior X is it any good?
Lowtax - yeah, its the sequal to Mishima Hiro's Parlor, its japanes, you play the japanese games??
SwEeT DeAtH - Er......no im into more New games and stuff, Have you played Half life?
SwEeT DeAtH - Its Really good
Lowtax - yeah, I beat that, I found the secret room with the hemogoblins and shot them with the bazooker, that s the game with the voices right? My brother plays all thosse PC games, I dont know much about em, I play em after schoool
SwEeT DeAtH - er...yes, i dont know about the hemogoblins, which ones were they?
Lowtax - the red guys, shoot fire and shit at you, you gotta use the bazooker and blow up barrels next to em, like Jim Bagleaducia's web site (I forget the adress)/ What other games u play?
SwEeT DeAtH - Quake 3 arena, Half Life, Quake 2......etc but most of them weer to easy, im really into emulators right now....i play on my snes alot
SwEeT DeAtH - what sort of stuff do u do with your pc?
Lowtax - you like Japanesse ROMS? My dad works for Nintendo Japan and he gets us shit free, I gots all kinds of japanesse games FOR FREE MUUUUUHHAHAH
SwEeT DeAtH - hehe cool......yeh i know were u can download all those japanese games
Lowtax - not the ones he gets, THEyre new so theyre not on ROM yet, we got so many of them, we have best RPGs!!! I just beat Moonya Taboochi's Wrangler Quest VIII and it is teh best game, better than Shmenu.
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