SwEeT DeAtH - Are you Japanese or someting?
Lowtax - my DAD IS!!
SwEeT DeAtH - never mind
SwEeT DeAtH - yeh but are you? like in that race?
Lowtax - dont say jesus because MY brother is religious and gets all crazey when he sees things like that, if he saw "jesus" on screen, he goes into frenzy and throws shit around and cries and stuff hes a fag YEAH, I'm 50% Japanese, my mom is from Awephulbania, it was a tiny country near Yugoslavia, but it is now part of Yugoslavia or something i guess
Lowtax - my brothers a fag, sorry
SwEeT DeAtH - really so if i said JESUS MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!!!! what would he say?
Lowtax - hey stoP!!!! he might see! THEN he'll turn off computer and i wont be able to chat!
SwEeT DeAtH - oh ok soz
Lowtax - hes nuts hes on medication
SwEeT DeAtH - so, were are you from?
Lowtax - Bakersfield California
Lowtax - my broether hates marylin mansion
SwEeT DeAtH - why? he kicks ass
SwEeT DeAtH - oh i see....hes religios
Lowtax - my brother says "MARYLIN MANSON HAS FIST OF LIES< SPREADS LIES AROUND LIKE BUGS ON CORN, he hates Jesus's frown and puts on the unholy cross of pak chooie temple" my brother is some kind of dork, Im going to hit him with a cup
SwEeT DeAtH - a cup hhhmmmm i dont think that will work, do you have any knives?
Lowtax - no mom locks those up since my borther took one once and tried to kill the dog becusae he said the dog was evil or something now we give him medication and lock him in his room, ha ha what a fag
SwEeT DeAtH - how old are you then?
Lowtax - 17 how old r u?
SwEeT DeAtH - 17 too, im 18 in a few weeks
Lowtax - cool, what high school u go too?
SwEeT DeAtH - hallow High
Lowtax - uh oh, my brother needs to use the computer, one sec dont talk to him if he tries to talk to u, hes nuts!!
SwEeT DeAtH - ok..when will yuo be back?
Lowtax - HEY WHATS UP? THIS IS CHRIS, YOU ON ICQ? MY BROTHER WILL BE BACK IN A COUPLE MINUTES
SwEeT DeAtH - yep im on icq er..............thats how im talking to you
Lowtax - NEAT YOU KNOW THE INTERNET CAN BE USED FOR COMMUNICATION, BUT BAD THINGS AS WELL
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT JESUS?
SwEeT DeAtH - lol, i feel he is gay
Lowtax - WHAT??? HEATHEN!! YOU IMPERIALISTIC FILTHY DOG, YOUD BETTER GET ON YOUR KNEES AND REPENT
SwEeT DeAtH - I LOVE JESUS!!!!!!!!! WE ALL LOVE JESUS!!!!
Lowtax - OKAY WITHOUT JESUS THERED BE NO ELECTRICITY OR HOUSES OR CHURCH OR HOT AIR
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