Lowtax - What is Apple? Is that like AOL?
jaedr - I asked you what type of computer you have.
Lowtax - i have a COMPACT COMPUTAR with ram
jaedr - What kind of operating system du you have. Win 95 or 98?
Lowtax - Window 97
jaedr - Strange, have not hear about that!
Lowtax - it is an upgrade to WinDOWS DOS
jaedr - It's a diffrent type that I never had hear about. I have Windows 98.
Lowtax - Have u played MORTAL KOMBAT
jaedr - I have that too. I have many games. But my favorite is C&C Red Alert.
Lowtax - Is that the game where you are being the pirate and you must steal the food from robots until the planet shoots at you and then you must be running from the GIANT SPIDER?
jaedr - Can you install Windows 98 on you computer?
jaedr - Hvat kind of graphic card do you have?
Lowtax - I dont know, let me look
jaedr - OK. Waiting....
Lowtax - OK ONE SECOND
jaedr - OK!
jaedr - OK!
Lowtax - OW OH NO I SHOCKED MYSELF LET ME TRY AGAIN
jaedr - OK. I'm waiting....
Lowtax - OK OH NO OWWWWWWWWW i shocked myself again! let me pour some TANG on this to make it stop shocking me
Lowtax - OH NO ITS WORSE
jaedr - Tell me, have you build a PC yourself. I can everyting about a PC!
Lowtax - HOLD ON IM BLEEDING LET ME HIT THIS SWITCH
jaedr - OK!
Lowtax - Helo I am back my computer smells funny now
jaedr - Your computer smells funny now?
Lowtax - yes, there is smoke coming from the back Your are smart with computars, what does that mean?
jaedr - What in the hell have you do?
Lowtax - I DONT KNOW I TOUCHED THE CARD AND GOT SHOCKED AND FELL DOWN AND NOW IT IS SMOKING AND I AM BLEEDING
jaedr - YOU SHOULD NOT THOCH THE CARD. ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE DONE IT IN THE RIGHT WAY?
jaedr - BUT, ARE YOUR COMPUTER WORKING?
Lowtax - I DONT KNOW ALL I CAN SEE IS GREEN
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