jaedr - FUCK! THIS WAS NO GOOD!
Lowtax - NO MY FRIEND THIS WAS NO GOOD AT ALL NOW MY MOTHER IS SCREAMING AND THE BABY IS CRYING
jaedr - HAVE YOU THOUCHED THE SCREEN CARD? THAT SOULD NOT BEE THE WAY YOU TELL ME ONLY THOUCH THE SCREEN CARD. ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE DONE SOMETING ELSE?
Lowtax - I DONT KNOW I WAS DRINKING TANG AND THEN I LEANED OVER TO TOUCH MY CARD AND OPENED THE COMPUTER AND HURT MYSELF AND THEN GOT SHOCKED SO I POURED TANG ON THE COMPUTER TO MAKE IT STOP SHOCKING me then it started to smoke and now my dad is on the floor and he's screaming
jaedr - ARE YOUR PC WORKING AT ALL?
jaedr - Are your dad upset of you?
jaedr - Are you here. I can help you!
jaedr - Hwat have you did?
jaedr - Are your PC out?
jaedr - Can you talk now?
jaedr - Come back please!
Lowtax - OK I am back now i am using windows
jaedr - What happend?
Lowtax - I touched the computar on the back and then my dad fell down and my mom cried so i turned off the computar and turned it back on and now i am using WINDOWS
jaedr - But, you shold not get a shock of touching the PC. I don't understand why?
Lowtax - I am not being sure perhaps i should wear clothes when touching the computar
jaedr - I see. I don't know why you get a shock of you PC. It's never been happend to me. I have built many PC's.
Lowtax - Out of what, metal or brick?
jaedr - Can you expain that a more? Pleace! :-)
Lowtax - What do you are building the computars from? Do u use metal or wood or wires??? i tried to build a computar onsce out of wood and it fell apart, i even used wires
jaedr - I build a computer with buing the part from the shop. I buy a cabinett, a maincard and a prosessor. And RAM, 64 MB. and a HD, a CD rom and a sound card and all the stuff you need for a PC. And bild it up like a new PC. You see?
Lowtax - Oh, like a car
jaedr - Yes, you can say it like that!
Lowtax - Oh, you must be smart like a doctor or zoologist then
jaedr - It's one of my hobbyies!
Lowtax - MY HOBBY IS UNDRESSING
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