jaedr - Your hobby is to undressing?
Lowtax - yes i get paid to undress for the JAPA-nese buisness men and clowns
jaedr - You have to expain more please!
Lowtax - i get paid to dansce in front on the stage and then i throw off the clothing at JAPA-nese buiesness men and they spit on me for money and i dance I LOVE to dance
jaedr - What type of music are you dancing at?
Lowtax - TECHNO BUMP BUMP PA TA CHA CHA BUMP BUMP CHA TA TA BUMP
jaedr - I see. Have a lot of Techno. It's one of the style I like wery much. Techno and Disco.
Lowtax - BUMP BUMP YA CHA TA CHUMP BUMP HA DANSCE YOU FAG BUMP BA CUMP BA SHAKE YOUR HEAD
Lowtax - BUMP BUMP BUMP CHA BUMP TA BUMP LET ME SHOVE MY PENIS IN YOU BUMP BA CHA BUMP i love techno
Lowtax - do u use lavendar?
jaedr - What is lavendar?
Lowtax - lavendar is the best u can use it to emale your baby
jaedr - Are you gay?
Lowtax - NO U ARE GROSS I AM NOT GAY WHY ARE YOU MEAN
jaedr - I'm not gay. I'm sorry. Might we are misunderstanding each other. OK?
Lowtax - ok have u ever been to a highway rest stop at night?
jaedr - In USA?
Lowtax - What is USA?
jaedr - Are you not from America?
Lowtax - no, I am to be living in Canada they will not being to let me into the USA, they have a law against it
jaedr - So you are from Canada. OK. I see. I'm from Norway!
Lowtax - OH HELLO MY NORWAY FRIEND
jaedr - NORWEGIAN FRIEND PLEASE.
Lowtax - YES PLEASE
Lowtax - I HAVE TO GO NOW, THE POLICE ARE HERE
jaedr - WHAT IS GOING ON?
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