jaedr - Your hobby is to undressing?

Lowtax - yes i get paid to undress for the JAPA-nese buisness men and clowns

jaedr - You have to expain more please!

Lowtax - i get paid to dansce in front on the stage and then i throw off the clothing at JAPA-nese buiesness men and they spit on me for money and i dance I LOVE to dance

jaedr - What type of music are you dancing at?

Lowtax - TECHNO BUMP BUMP PA TA CHA CHA BUMP BUMP CHA TA TA BUMP

jaedr - I see. Have a lot of Techno. It's one of the style I like wery much. Techno and Disco.

Lowtax - BUMP BUMP YA CHA TA CHUMP BUMP HA DANSCE YOU FAG BUMP BA CUMP BA SHAKE YOUR HEAD

Lowtax - BUMP BUMP BUMP CHA BUMP TA BUMP LET ME SHOVE MY PENIS IN YOU BUMP BA CHA BUMP i love techno

Lowtax - do u use lavendar?

jaedr - What is lavendar?

Lowtax - lavendar is the best u can use it to emale your baby

jaedr - Are you gay?

Lowtax - NO U ARE GROSS I AM NOT GAY WHY ARE YOU MEAN

jaedr - I'm not gay. I'm sorry. Might we are misunderstanding each other. OK?

Lowtax - ok have u ever been to a highway rest stop at night?

jaedr - In USA?

Lowtax - What is USA?

jaedr - Are you not from America?

Lowtax - no, I am to be living in Canada they will not being to let me into the USA, they have a law against it

jaedr - So you are from Canada. OK. I see. I'm from Norway!

Lowtax - OH HELLO MY NORWAY FRIEND

jaedr - NORWEGIAN FRIEND PLEASE.

Lowtax - YES PLEASE

Lowtax - I HAVE TO GO NOW, THE POLICE ARE HERE

jaedr - WHAT IS GOING ON?

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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