Lowtax - NAH, JUST A FEW OF MY "TEST SUBJECTS" COMPLAINED TO TEH POLICE ABOUT MY SONIC GARAGE. THEY'RE A BUNCH OF IGNORENT FOOLS THO, THEY DONT LIKE COMPUTARS AND SCIENCE LIKE U AND ME

c0n c0n - I HATE THAT KIND OF PPL THEY DON'T KNOW BETTER SO YOUR PROJECT IS ALMOST FINISHED?

Lowtax - ITS ON ITS WAY RIGHT NOW I NEEDE TO FIGARE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT SO ITS SOUNDPROOF. YOU KNOW, LIKE IF SOME YOUR ON THE INSIDE, SCREAMING, AND NOBODY OUTSIDE CAN HEAR YOU.

THAT KIND OF THING

Lowtax - TAHTS THE PROBLEM WITH RAPID DECOMPRESSION CHAMBARS, BUT YOU PROBALY ALREADY KNOW THAT SINCE YOU KNOW ABOUT VIRUSESE AND STUFF

I ALSO NEED TO GET A FUNCTION SERVO MOTOR TO CONTROL THE DRAIN INSIDE

c0n c0n - HEY DID THAT GUY STOPED TRYING TO SEND YOU FILES???? I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T ACCEPT ANY OF IT

Lowtax - YEAH, I TOLD HIM NOT TO SEND DOOM 2 ANYMORE, HE'S JUST GOING TO SEND COMMAND AND CONQUER NOW AND THATS IT

c0n c0n - NO NO NO DON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING

HE IS TRYING TO SCAM YOU AND THEN GET IN YOUR COMPUTER WITH TROJANS AND STUFF OR JUST MESS EVERYTHING UP WITH A NASTY VIRUS HE WILL SWEET TALK YOU INTO ACCEPTING GAMES AND STUFF BUT DON'T DO IT!

DON'T OK???

Lowtax - OH CCRUD, I FORGOT, YEAH< THANKS I'LL DECLINE THE FILE NOW! YOURE A BIG HELP, YUO SAVED MY COMPUTAR!

c0n c0n - NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER IT IS MY JOB I AM GLAD TO BE OF HELP

Lowtax - DO YUO KNOW HOW TO GET THE STAIN OF BLOOD OUT OF CONCRETE? ONE OF THE TEST SUBJECTS IN THE SONIC GARAGE FAILED THE TEST AND ITS KIND OF MESSEY IN THERE... I NEED TO FIND BETTAR EXPERIMENTARS :

c0n c0n - WHAT??? WHAT HAPPENED? DID HE GET HURT AND STUFF??

Lowtax - TECHNICALLY, YEAH BUT THE TEST SUBJECTS ARE EXPENDABLE, I CAN FIND MORE AT THE MALL OR BOWLING ALLY AT NIGHT, ITS NO BIG DEAL. I JUST NEED TO GET TEH STAINS OUT, YOU KNOW?

THIS WOULDVE NEVER HAPPENED IF I DIDNT GET THAT VIRUS A FEW DAYS AGO!!

c0n c0n - AND THE TEST SUBJECTS ARE OK WITH THAT??? SO THE VIRUS IN THE MACHINE THAT YOU USE FOR THE EXPERIMETS CAUSED IT??

YES YOU CAN USE GASOLINE FOR THAT IT WILL REMOVE ANYTHING

Lowtax - OH THATS A GOOD IDEA

THE PROBLEM WITH USEING GASOLINE IS THAT THE FUMES MIGHT MAKE ALL THE OTHAR PPPL IN THE SONIC GARAGE WHEEZY, AND THEN ILL HAVE TO CLEAN UP THEYRE THROWUP AND STUFF. THERE ISNT VERY GOOD VENTILATION IN THERE

c0n c0n - MAKE SOME HOLES IN IT SO THE AIR CIRCULATES OH BUT YOU WANT SOUND PROOF RIGHT? FROGOT ABOUT THAT

Lowtax - ITS A DECOMPRESSION CHAMBER, I CANT CUT AIR HOLES OR IT WILL DEPRESSURIZE - - - I CANT HAVE OXYGEN GET IN OR OUT! MAN, ITS HARD BEING AN INVENTOR, YOU KNOW?

c0n c0n - YEAH I IT MUST BE REALLY HARD AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANYONE HELPING YOU?

Lowtax - NAH, I HAD SOME PUSHER ROBOTS BUT THEY GOT INTO SOME TROUBAL AND THE POLICE TOOK THEM AWAY

THE POLICe ARE ALWAYS GIVING ME TROUBAL AND I DONT KNOW WHY, THEYVE GOT SOMETHING AGAINST ME I THINK

c0n c0n - DAMN POLICE

MAN THEY SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS

IT AIN'T COOL TO BOTHER SOMEONE TRYING TO HELP OUT SOCIETY

Lowtax - I KNOW, THATS HOW I FEEL

MY SONIC GARAGE, ONCE I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE BLOOD DRAINEAGE SYSTEM WORKING, WILL HELP SOCIETY.

JESUS CHRIST, HOW MUCH BLOOD DO PPL HAVE IN THEIR BODIES? THIS GUY IS REALLY STAINING THE FLOOR

c0n c0n - MAYBE THEY SEE YOU AS A THREAT OR SOMETHING LIKE WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TEST SUBJECTS AND ARE THEY OK? YOUR TEST SUBJECTS

Lowtax - IM NOT TO WORRIED IF THEYRE OKAY< I CAN GET ALLOT MORE EXPERIMENT SUBJECTS LATER AND I LIVE IN THE WOODS, SO THERES LOTS OF PLACES I CAN GET RID OF THE TRASH, YOU KNOW?

c0n c0n - THE GUY IS STAINING THE FLOOR? ARE YOU EXPERIMETNING RIGHT NOW? DOESN'T HE COMPLAIN? OR HE WANTS TO HELP YOU OUT AT ALL COSTS?

Lowtax - YEAH, ITS KINDA LIKE THAT SOMETIMES THEY DONT REALLYT WANT TO HELP, BUT I AM ABLE TO CONVINCE THEM WITH A RAG AND SOME CHEMICALS I MIXED UP IN THE METH LAB OUTSIDE... YOU KNOW, A LITTLE "PERSUATSION" HA HA! : )

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