c0n c0n - YEAH I BET THE TEST SUBJECTS MUST FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BEING SCREWED OVER BUT LIKE I SAID BEFORE IT IS ALL PART OF THE EXPERIMENT AND I AM SURE PPL ARE GONNA BENEFIT FROM IT AND WHY ARE THE COPS TRYING TO BUST YOU FOR THAT IT
WAS THE TESTS SUBJECTS CHOICE YOU MADE THEM SIGN A LEGAL PAPER ABSOLBING YOU FROM THE RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMETNS RIGHT?
Lowtax - NO, I JUST CHOLOFORMED THE FUCKERS, LOADED THEM INTO THE BACK OF MY VAN, AND DROVE THEM TO THE SONIC GARAGE AND CHAINED THEM UP. I'M SICK OF "PLAYING IT BY TEH RULES" AND DOING ALL THAT LEGAL SHIT
Lowtax - HEY, VIRUSD00D SAYS HES SORRY AND HES SENDING ME A COPY OF QUAKE 2 FOR BEING A JERK. THIS IS COOL, I ALWAYS WANTED THAT GAME
Lowtax - SHIT, OKAY I GOTTA GO NOW, I HEAR HELICOPTERS CIRCLING OVER MY HOUSE AND THE COPS FOUND ALL THE DEAD BODIES IN THE DITCH OUT IN MY BACKYARD. YOU MAY NOT HEAR FROM ME FOR A WHILE, BUT ILL BE SURE NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANYTHING FROM VIRUSD00D, OKAY?
Lowtax - OH WELL< THE POLICE GOT INSIDE, I GOTTA GO BEFORE THE TEAR GAS SPREADS BYE
c0n c0n - THEY FOUND WHAT???
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