Lowtax - Oh, I apologize, there are many English words which are very tricky to understand! It is a very obvlexo language, yes?
Brandon - obvlexo...I don't know what that word means
Lowtax - Oh, I'm sorry, I must have translated wrong: "meaning bountiful in rook words and complex"?
Brandon - yes that's correct now I understand "complex"
Brandon - but yes I think english would be very difficult to learn. I learned spanish when I lived in Costa Rica
Lowtax - Yes, that is the word, thank you! Many trials of English create an awful awareness of the language! So may I pick the flowers I wish to grow in your company? Or does somebody else?
Brandon - you want to buy flowers from us? I"m not sure what you mean....
Lowtax - NO MOTHER, I WILL TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITALE LATER, SHE IS NOT BLEEDING BAD AT ALL, I WILL APPLY GAUZE AND SOOTHING BALM
Lowtax - I believe it is your company that sells flowers for money? Or am I wrong?
Lowtax - Im sorrey, I am confused !
Brandon - yes we sell flowers and nuts, but they are for "retailers" such as flower stores, nut stores etc. We don't sell them to individual people
Brandon - don't worry!
Lowtax - OH! I understand now! You are selling to major stores such as Dillards and Target! Who buy the flowers, correct?
Brandon - NO MOTHER, I WILL TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITALE LATER, SHE IS NOT BLEEDING BAD AT ALL, I WILL APPLY GAUZE AND SOOTHING BALM you sent me that by accident
Lowtax - Oh sorrey!!! I did it again (unhappy face)
Brandon - yes you are correct! the bonds can be bought by anybody, but the flowers and nuts can only be bought by people who want to buy large amounts of them
Brandon - here's some " ICQ LINGO" for you unhappy face = :(
Lowtax - OH, it is crystal clear to me now! You are like a large store that resells to the other stores! It makes sense now, Charlie in the trees! THANK you for informative "ICQ LINGO"
Brandon - well we aren't exactly a store....but you get the point now! We are the producers.....just like in Japan they make cars.....then they sell them to the United States, who sell it to the general public. You can't buy cars from Japan, you have to either buy them from the USA, or go to Japan and buy them
Lowtax - Oh yes! I understand now! If I invest, would I get a "cut"? Such as many nuts and flowers? I go to many funerals, flowers would be of the valuable asset. They can also be used to send to people, perhaps as "go away!" demands!
Lowtax - I WONT WORREY ABOUT IT, MOTHER, THE POLICE HERE ARE VERY STUPID AND DONT KNOW ABOUT IT, THEY CANNOT SMELL THE STENCH OF DEATH
Brandon - hmm....I believe we could work something out. But first lets worry about getting you some of our Corporate bonds
Lowtax - Okey, let me look at your web-site again for more details and information, is that okey?
Brandon - You sent this to me: I WONT WORREY ABOUT IT, MOTHER, THE POLICE HERE ARE VERY STUPID AND DONT KNOW ABOUT IT, THEY CANNOT SMELL THE STENCH OF DEATH
Lowtax - OOPS, sorrey!!!
Brandon - it's ok! don't worry about it here's the Corporate Bonds section of our site: http://www.cashewdeoro.com/bonds.html
Lowtax - HE DOES NOT SUSPECT A THING, MOTHER. SOON THE DEVICE SHALL BE BUILT AND WE WILL REGAIN CONTROL OF THE OUTPOST
Lowtax - OUTPOST SEVEN HAS BEEN LOST - I SUGGEST THAT WE PROCEED TO THE GENOCIDE PLAN
Lowtax - WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL WE WIN AT ALL COSTS THE CYBORGS SHALL BE DEFEATED
Lowtax - I am going to search your website for much more information! Thank you sir!
Lowtax - THEY HAVE NEPALM CANNONS, WE MUST RETREAT!!! MANY STRONG MEN HAVE FALLEN, OUR CAUSE HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE CYBORGS, RETREAT, I REPEAT, RETREAT!!! WE WILL REGROUP AND PLAN AN ASSAULT ON THEIR AMPHIBIOUS PERSONELL CARRIERS!!!
Lowtax - MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
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