Lowtax - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WYOMING YOU PRICK

-={[ÎÑF訄 - I feel great u stupid ICQ BOT

Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ

-={[ÎÑF訄 - UR A FUCKIN ASSHOLE

Lowtax - I'm sorry can we be friends now?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - No only if u show me a pic or urself

Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ

-={[ÎÑF訄 - send me a picture

Lowtax - Have you ever seen "Cops"?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Why have u been one of the theives?

Lowtax - where do you live, my little sweaty friend?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - In Boston you?

Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Boston u?

Lowtax - Hey, want to hear a song I wrote?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Boston u?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - send me a file

Lowtax - Here is my song:

"WHAT YOU GOT IN YOUR MOUTH

IS IT A BUG OR A FIST?

I'M GONNA SHOVE A BAG OF NICKELS DOWN YOUR THROAT

AND MAKE YOU PISS SHIT, YOU PIG"

-={[ÎÑF訄 - WHy are you simented

Lowtax - Would you marry me?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you female?

Lowtax - I have both parts, does that count?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you gay?

Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you really human?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Ok Lowtax whats ur favourite type of music?

-={[ÎÑF訄 -M Are you not from America?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - Dude look outside!

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