Lowtax - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WYOMING YOU PRICK
-={[ÎÑF訄 - I feel great u stupid ICQ BOT
Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ
-={[ÎÑF訄 - UR A FUCKIN ASSHOLE
Lowtax - I'm sorry can we be friends now?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - No only if u show me a pic or urself
Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ
-={[ÎÑF訄 - send me a picture
Lowtax - Have you ever seen "Cops"?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Why have u been one of the theives?
Lowtax - where do you live, my little sweaty friend?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - In Boston you?
Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Boston u?
Lowtax - Hey, want to hear a song I wrote?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Boston u?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - send me a file
Lowtax - Here is my song:
"WHAT YOU GOT IN YOUR MOUTH
IS IT A BUG OR A FIST?
I'M GONNA SHOVE A BAG OF NICKELS DOWN YOUR THROAT
AND MAKE YOU PISS SHIT, YOU PIG"
-={[ÎÑF訄 - WHy are you simented
Lowtax - Would you marry me?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you female?
Lowtax - I have both parts, does that count?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you gay?
Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you really human?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Ok Lowtax whats ur favourite type of music?
-={[ÎÑF訄 -M Are you not from America?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Dude look outside!
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