-={[ÎÑF訄 - thats not a province smartass

Lowtax - it's new

-={[ÎÑF訄 - sure God man u must seek help ur mentally retarded

Lowtax - YES, WILL U HELP ME?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - TELL ME THE FUCKIN TRUTH OR ILL HUNT U DOWN AND KILL YOU ARE YOU HUMAN?

Lowtax - ever play bingo?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - UR DEAD MOTHER FUCKER

Lowtax - do u like spaghetti?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - IM FUCKIN KILLING YOU

Lowtax - do you like umbrellas?

-={[ÎÑF訄 - FUCK OFF

Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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