Lowtax - hello is this the Insane Clown Posse?

Lowtax - If so, I demand you stop speaking to my son at once.

Lowtax - Your lyrics are driving my son to Satanism.

Lowtax - I heard your music, the song about the violence, I know what your plans are.

Lowtax - I will not let my son become part of your devil clan.

Lowtax - He is now under the Holy Church of Christ.

Lowtax - You are going to hell, you Satanic Clown band.

Lowtax - Do not try to take my son with you.

Lowtax - You are the bad clowns.

Lowtax - Goodbye, I am done using my email to send your contact number to the governor.

Lowtax - Hey "man," my mother has left the computer and I am back again.

JuGGaLo - ur moms f**ked up man

Lowtax - THIS IS STILL HIS MOM, YOUNG MAN, AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I NEVER LEFT THE COMPUTER.

Lowtax - IT WAS A TRICK TO GET THE DEVIL TO REVEAL HIMSELF. HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, YOUNG MAN?

JuGGaLo - wtf

Lowtax - YES, WTF INDEED. NOW THAT YOU'VE REVEALED YOURSELF, I WILL EMAIL THE GOVERNOR AGAIN WITH THIS LITTLE CONVERSATION.

Lowtax - I'LL GET YOUR BAND OF SATANS SHUT DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL.

JuGGaLo - stfu or else Im gonna give u a warning

Lowtax - GOOD LUCK, ISSUING WARNINGS ON ICQ IS VERY EFFECTIVE.

Lowtax - SO ISSUE YOUR WARNING, I'M SENDING MY WARNING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BAND TO THE GOVERNOR, GOODBYE.

Lowtax - Hello, I have returned, what did my mom say, she seemed angry?

JuGGaLo - dude, ur mom is nuts

Lowtax - I NEVER LEFT THE COMPUTER, THIS IS STILL ME YOU SATANIC FROG. YOU'D BETTER REPENT FOR YOUR SINS.

Lowtax - THE POWER OF JESUS WILL COMPEL YOU.

Lowtax - JESUS IS SWEATING FOR YOUR SINS, YOU AND YOUR FILTHY BAND OF MUGGALOS.

(JuGGaLo went offline)

Lowtax - HELLO?

Lowtax - COME BACK ONLINE SO I MAY VERBALLY REAM YOU, YOUNG MAN.

Lowtax - I AM WARNING YOU, YOU'D BETTER COME BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT

Lowtax - OOPS, YOU CAN'T WARN ON ICQ

Lowtax - JESUS.

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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