Lowtax - hello is this the Insane Clown Posse?
Lowtax - If so, I demand you stop speaking to my son at once.
Lowtax - Your lyrics are driving my son to Satanism.
Lowtax - I heard your music, the song about the violence, I know what your plans are.
Lowtax - I will not let my son become part of your devil clan.
Lowtax - He is now under the Holy Church of Christ.
Lowtax - You are going to hell, you Satanic Clown band.
Lowtax - Do not try to take my son with you.
Lowtax - You are the bad clowns.
Lowtax - Goodbye, I am done using my email to send your contact number to the governor.
Lowtax - Hey "man," my mother has left the computer and I am back again.
JuGGaLo - ur moms f**ked up man
Lowtax - THIS IS STILL HIS MOM, YOUNG MAN, AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I NEVER LEFT THE COMPUTER.
Lowtax - IT WAS A TRICK TO GET THE DEVIL TO REVEAL HIMSELF. HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, YOUNG MAN?
JuGGaLo - wtf
Lowtax - YES, WTF INDEED. NOW THAT YOU'VE REVEALED YOURSELF, I WILL EMAIL THE GOVERNOR AGAIN WITH THIS LITTLE CONVERSATION.
Lowtax - I'LL GET YOUR BAND OF SATANS SHUT DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL.
JuGGaLo - stfu or else Im gonna give u a warning
Lowtax - GOOD LUCK, ISSUING WARNINGS ON ICQ IS VERY EFFECTIVE.
Lowtax - SO ISSUE YOUR WARNING, I'M SENDING MY WARNING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BAND TO THE GOVERNOR, GOODBYE.
Lowtax - Hello, I have returned, what did my mom say, she seemed angry?
JuGGaLo - dude, ur mom is nuts
Lowtax - I NEVER LEFT THE COMPUTER, THIS IS STILL ME YOU SATANIC FROG. YOU'D BETTER REPENT FOR YOUR SINS.
Lowtax - THE POWER OF JESUS WILL COMPEL YOU.
Lowtax - JESUS IS SWEATING FOR YOUR SINS, YOU AND YOUR FILTHY BAND OF MUGGALOS.
(JuGGaLo went offline)
Lowtax - HELLO?
Lowtax - COME BACK ONLINE SO I MAY VERBALLY REAM YOU, YOUNG MAN.
Lowtax - I AM WARNING YOU, YOU'D BETTER COME BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT
Lowtax - OOPS, YOU CAN'T WARN ON ICQ
Lowtax - JESUS.
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
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