Pepper - forget it. i have no 3 sided dice. just tell me how u play, and if i like it. i'll get one tomorrow.
Mindfuct - you dont have a 3 sided dice?
Pepper - nope. only 6 sided.
Mindfuct - cut it in half silly!
Pepper - like, how???
Mindfuct - with a saw 6 divided by 2 is 3
Pepper - i know that 6/2=3. just explain the game. i'll get the saw after.
Mindfuct - Okay it is a game of global domination, first you must arange the cups in a general shape of the world
Pepper - in a circle, right?
Mindfuct - no according to continental landmass and human aura
Pepper - oh, ok. what next?
Mindfuct - did you do it?
Pepper - i just did.
Mindfuct - okay it dosen't really have to be exact.
Pepper - ok. go on.
Mindfuct - now assign each cup a numer; 1, 2 or 9
Pepper - ok.........
Mindfuct - okay try and keep the numbers of cups bearing each individual number even
Pepper - ok. continue.
Mindfuct - now role the dice, if it is 1 or 2 then you must destroy all the cups bearing that number. If it is 3 then you re-roll
Pepper - and what's so hard about that?
Mindfuct - I never called it hard You must burn the cups in your brazier when you loose!
Pepper - okaaay.......
Mindfuct - want to play?
Pepper - what's the point?
Mindfuct - to domniate, rape and pillage your enemies is the point.
Pepper - okaaaay............... no offence, but it sounds kinda boring.
Mindfuct - iT MOST ASSUREDLY IS NOT! THe fun part is when you roll a 9
Pepper - and u get to roll again. WOW!
Mindfuct - no! STOP MAKING FUN OF MY GAME OF WORLD DOMINATION AND PAPER CUPS, IT IS A GAME OF THE MIND
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