Lowtax - NO, I MAKE ART FROM COMPUTERS. WE TAKE THEM AND MAKE STATUES FROM THEM AND PLAYGROUNDS AND STUFF
Lowtax - MODERN ART, YOU KNOW, LIKE JIM BAGLEADUCIA
phoenix - oh, what kinf of stuff?
Lowtax - THE VIRGIN MARY, WE PUT ALL THE COMPUTER MONITORS AND LOG ONTO MAPQUEST.COM AND PULL UP MAPS OF THE EAST COAST AND CALL OUR STATUE "THE VIRGINIA MARY"
Lowtax - HA HA, GET IT?
Lowtax - GET IT??!?
phoenix - so u dont use art progs? u make the art from the comps?
Lowtax - "THE VIRGINIA MARY"! IT'S MODERN ART. GET IT?
phoenix - yea. A/S/L?
Lowtax - NO, VIRGINIA
phoenix - what?
Lowtax - NOT ASL, VIRGINIA. LIKE "VIRGINIA MARY"
phoenix - age / sex / location?
Lowtax - OH SORRY. 22 / FEMALE / CALIFORNIA
phoenix - kewl. u have a pic?
Lowtax - YEAH, THANKS FOR ASKING
Lowtax - YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT LASERS?
phoenix - like in games?
Lowtax - NO, LIKE ARGON-ION GAS LASERS THAT FUEL A SOLID STATE Ti: SAPPHIRE LASER.
phoenix - woah, what?
Lowtax - A/S/L?
phoenix - male / 18 / Texas
Lowtax - THATS COOL. WE'RE WORKING ON A PROJECT DOWN IN TEXAS WITH A LASER COMPANY ACTUALLY.
phoenix - what kind of stuff? u got a pic?
Lowtax - YEAH I GOT A PIC, LET ME SEND IT
(file sent - laser_beam.jpg)
Lowtax - WE'RE DOING SOME INVENTION WORK DOWN IN TEXAS FOR MY COMPANY. CONTRACT STUFF.
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