Lowtax - NO REALLY, IT'LL BE FUN. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
phoenix - im not intersted, thx
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Lowtax - I'VE GOT A LASER IN THE BACK OF MY VAN.
phoenix - no way, im not into that kind of stuff
Lowtax - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ITS SCIENCE, NOT "STUFF"
Lowtax - LISTEN, WE'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO FIND YOU ANYWAY.
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Lowtax - I PROMISE
Lowtax - HELLO?
Lowtax - HEY PAL, YOU HERE?
Lowtax - DID I WIN THAT $500,000,000 YET?
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Lowtax - THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LOSE NOW!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Our Something Awful ICQ pranks target the worst and most idiotic folks on the Internet. Believe it or not, these ICQ pranks are all - unfortunately - real.