Lowtax - NO REALLY, IT'LL BE FUN. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

phoenix - im not intersted, thx

Lowtax - JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE, I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.

Lowtax - I'VE GOT A LASER IN THE BACK OF MY VAN.

phoenix - no way, im not into that kind of stuff

Lowtax - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ITS SCIENCE, NOT "STUFF"

Lowtax - LISTEN, WE'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO FIND YOU ANYWAY.

Lowtax - JUST MEET US AT THE DENNY'S AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER LASER AGAIN.

Lowtax - I PROMISE

Lowtax - HELLO?

Lowtax - HEY PAL, YOU HERE?

Lowtax - DID I WIN THAT $500,000,000 YET?

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Lowtax - THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LOSE NOW!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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