Lowtax - NO REALLY, IT'LL BE FUN. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
phoenix - im not intersted, thx
Lowtax - JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE, I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.
Lowtax - I'VE GOT A LASER IN THE BACK OF MY VAN.
phoenix - no way, im not into that kind of stuff
Lowtax - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ITS SCIENCE, NOT "STUFF"
Lowtax - LISTEN, WE'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO FIND YOU ANYWAY.
Lowtax - JUST MEET US AT THE DENNY'S AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER LASER AGAIN.
Lowtax - I PROMISE
Lowtax - HELLO?
Lowtax - HEY PAL, YOU HERE?
Lowtax - DID I WIN THAT $500,000,000 YET?
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Lowtax - THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LOSE NOW!
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
Our Something Awful ICQ pranks target the worst and most idiotic folks on the Internet. Believe it or not, these ICQ pranks are all - unfortunately - real.