Lowtax - NO REALLY, IT'LL BE FUN. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
phoenix - im not intersted, thx
Lowtax - JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE, I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.
Lowtax - I'VE GOT A LASER IN THE BACK OF MY VAN.
phoenix - no way, im not into that kind of stuff
Lowtax - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ITS SCIENCE, NOT "STUFF"
Lowtax - LISTEN, WE'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO FIND YOU ANYWAY.
Lowtax - JUST MEET US AT THE DENNY'S AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER LASER AGAIN.
Lowtax - I PROMISE
Lowtax - HELLO?
Lowtax - HEY PAL, YOU HERE?
Lowtax - DID I WIN THAT $500,000,000 YET?
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Lowtax - THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LOSE NOW!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Our Something Awful ICQ pranks target the worst and most idiotic folks on the Internet. Believe it or not, these ICQ pranks are all - unfortunately - real.