Lowtax - What is wrong with mother? She is old, sorry for her.
Rob - May I have your phone number now? It would be much easier that way sir.
Lowtax - okey, you can call at 714-384-2742 I put mother too pick up phone, she likes answering phone many times, calling about steak or pork, its different you know?
Rob - Yes
Rob - That number does not work sir.
Lowtax - Did I types in wrong?!? Let me ask mother, sorry!!
Lowtax - WAHHAT DID YOU YYELL AT MYEs SON fROR?!?!?!?
de4DONT EVEAR Y$ELL AT MY SONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lowtax - iIAI CABNNOT BEEALIEVAE YUOUO YELL3ED AT MY SSON!!!!
Rob - I did not yell at your son ma'am.
Lowtax - HESAS CRRRYGING, YOU SCREAEDMED AT HIM, CUARSGING AT MY SONN!!!
YOU345UH HAEV34 HIOTLOPAD BUSiTN$!@!1111!!
Rob - I can't understand anything you are saying ma'am
Lowtax - OAOajhT4 naH4I
BUSIERN#SSS nAINS YEARAR 2000 obOBIN cRE34dEOIT cAR7RDS sOIESERVICNHE###!!!!!
Rob - Good bye ma'am.
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