Raver - yeah

Lowtax - if you design my webpage, you gotta make a petition people can sign so it will help that bill I made for Congress pass?

Raver - woah, u in congress?

Lowtax - No, you dont have to be in Congress to sponser a bill.

Raver - Oh...

Lowtax - It's Bill P4KCH 0013 if you want to look it up in the governmental archives. I'm trying to make it so the government installs a Romero Pipe Outlet in every new apartment and housing complex.

Raver - What's that?

Lowtax - A Romero Pipe Outlet is basically a big pipe like for water or waste or electricity or heat. But instead of carrying those, it will transport my gasoline to everybody's house, and come out their computer. Then, we people want to fill up their car, all they have to do is connect their car to their computer and viola, it's full of gas! You won't have to leave your house or anything?

Raver - kewl idea I could make a good picture of that, some guy sitting at hiss computer an his car is being refuled. I guess there's a pump you attach to your computer and car? I can draw that too.

Lowtax - Yeah, we've got a PCI card you plug into your computer that you hook the pipe into. I can send you some schematics if you want.

Raver - ok, that might make drawing the picture easier. What colors u want the page?

Lowtax - Pink and green. That's our colors. Put everything in +5 font too, because a lot of our customers might be old, and they can't see as well.

Raver - black text?

Lowtax - Pink and green. That's our colors. Put everything in +5 font too, because a lot of our customers might be old, and they can't see as well.

Raver - Huh? what color text you want?

Lowtax - Pink and green. That's our colors. Put everything in +5 font too, because a lot of our customers might be old, and they can't see as well.

Raver - yeah but waht color text u want? Im putting in it Anrial.

Lowtax - I love Anrial! Make it all in Anrial with Painshop, that would be excellent!

Raver - kewl , Ill do this for free, but if you like it and want me to do more, Im going to charge u since its for a buisness.

Lowtax - What font are you going to do it in?

Raver - Ariel.

Lowtax - Cool.

Lowtax - Did I ever tell you the story about how I came up with the idea for Gas 4 U Online?

Raver - nope!!!

Lowtax - It was Halloween and I was driving my brand new Corvette to my next door neighbor's Christmas party, when all of a sudden the Chevy ran out of gas and I had to walk to the nearest auto shop, which was 38 miles away! That night I was thinking, you know, I had my laptop there the whole time! If there was some place I could've ordered gasoline online, I would've made it home just fine!

Raver - woah, that sucks!

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