artfag - I INVENTED A DISH!!! I WILL BE WORLD REKNOWNED... YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO TKAKE A RIDE ON MY FAME TRAIN... ARE YOU?!?!??!?!?

readthemenu - Do you advertise on the radio or in the newspaper?

artfag - wHY WOULD YOU ADVERTISE ON RADIO. DEMOCRATIC SCUM MOUGULS RUN MEDIA

artfag - I AM NOT FROM US

readthemenu - You are funny!!!!! Then you really DO need to add your menu to our site!!

artfag - I HATE US MEDIA

artfag - BUT WEBSITES. ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC SCUM MOUGUL?

artfag - I WILL LOOK AT YORU SITE. FIGURE OUT SCAM

readthemenu - We just like good restaurants!!!

artfag - YOU USE TOO MANY !!!'S IT MAKES ME NOT TRUST YOU. LIKE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PILLS

readthemenu - By all means!!! Enjoy!!!

artfag - I AM FROM SLAVIK COUNTRIES WE HAVE WEIRD DISHES

artfag - WE HAVE ONE DISH WE CALL VITSI OCHBARKSA

artfag - WORLD FAMOUS SINCE 1999

artfag - SO HOW MCUH OF MY HARD EARED US DOLLARS DO YOU GET FROM SENDIGN ME Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http - //www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!

readthemenu - Great! Send us your menu..... We'll even provide a postage-paid envelope

artfag - YOU WILL PAY FOR POSTAGE!!!!!!

artfag - I SEE YOUR SCAM

readthemenu - How about that.... you bet.

artfag - ADD YOUR COMPLETE MENU HERE FOR ONLY $99 A YEAR!

artfag - YOU WANT ME TO PAY YOU SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE MY SECRESTS

artfag - VITSI OCHBARKSA YUOU THINK THIS DISH WILL BE POPULAR

artfag - I AM FROM SLAVIK I SORRY IF I ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS

readthemenu - Would you like more business?

artfag - DEPENES ON BUSINESS YOU ARE TALKING SIR

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