artfag - I INVENTED A DISH!!! I WILL BE WORLD REKNOWNED... YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO TKAKE A RIDE ON MY FAME TRAIN... ARE YOU?!?!??!?!?
readthemenu - Do you advertise on the radio or in the newspaper?
artfag - wHY WOULD YOU ADVERTISE ON RADIO. DEMOCRATIC SCUM MOUGULS RUN MEDIA
artfag - I AM NOT FROM US
readthemenu - You are funny!!!!! Then you really DO need to add your menu to our site!!
artfag - I HATE US MEDIA
artfag - BUT WEBSITES. ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC SCUM MOUGUL?
artfag - I WILL LOOK AT YORU SITE. FIGURE OUT SCAM
readthemenu - We just like good restaurants!!!
artfag - YOU USE TOO MANY !!!'S IT MAKES ME NOT TRUST YOU. LIKE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PILLS
readthemenu - By all means!!! Enjoy!!!
artfag - I AM FROM SLAVIK COUNTRIES WE HAVE WEIRD DISHES
artfag - WE HAVE ONE DISH WE CALL VITSI OCHBARKSA
artfag - WORLD FAMOUS SINCE 1999
artfag - SO HOW MCUH OF MY HARD EARED US DOLLARS DO YOU GET FROM SENDIGN ME Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http - //www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!
readthemenu - Great! Send us your menu..... We'll even provide a postage-paid envelope
artfag - YOU WILL PAY FOR POSTAGE!!!!!!
artfag - I SEE YOUR SCAM
readthemenu - How about that.... you bet.
artfag - ADD YOUR COMPLETE MENU HERE FOR ONLY $99 A YEAR!
artfag - YOU WANT ME TO PAY YOU SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE MY SECRESTS
artfag - VITSI OCHBARKSA YUOU THINK THIS DISH WILL BE POPULAR
artfag - I AM FROM SLAVIK I SORRY IF I ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
readthemenu - Would you like more business?
artfag - DEPENES ON BUSINESS YOU ARE TALKING SIR
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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