artfag - I INVENTED A DISH!!! I WILL BE WORLD REKNOWNED... YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO TKAKE A RIDE ON MY FAME TRAIN... ARE YOU?!?!??!?!?
readthemenu - Do you advertise on the radio or in the newspaper?
artfag - wHY WOULD YOU ADVERTISE ON RADIO. DEMOCRATIC SCUM MOUGULS RUN MEDIA
artfag - I AM NOT FROM US
readthemenu - You are funny!!!!! Then you really DO need to add your menu to our site!!
artfag - I HATE US MEDIA
artfag - BUT WEBSITES. ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC SCUM MOUGUL?
artfag - I WILL LOOK AT YORU SITE. FIGURE OUT SCAM
readthemenu - We just like good restaurants!!!
artfag - YOU USE TOO MANY !!!'S IT MAKES ME NOT TRUST YOU. LIKE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PILLS
readthemenu - By all means!!! Enjoy!!!
artfag - I AM FROM SLAVIK COUNTRIES WE HAVE WEIRD DISHES
artfag - WE HAVE ONE DISH WE CALL VITSI OCHBARKSA
artfag - WORLD FAMOUS SINCE 1999
artfag - SO HOW MCUH OF MY HARD EARED US DOLLARS DO YOU GET FROM SENDIGN ME Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http - //www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!
readthemenu - Great! Send us your menu..... We'll even provide a postage-paid envelope
artfag - YOU WILL PAY FOR POSTAGE!!!!!!
artfag - I SEE YOUR SCAM
readthemenu - How about that.... you bet.
artfag - ADD YOUR COMPLETE MENU HERE FOR ONLY $99 A YEAR!
artfag - YOU WANT ME TO PAY YOU SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE MY SECRESTS
artfag - VITSI OCHBARKSA YUOU THINK THIS DISH WILL BE POPULAR
artfag - I AM FROM SLAVIK I SORRY IF I ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
readthemenu - Would you like more business?
artfag - DEPENES ON BUSINESS YOU ARE TALKING SIR
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