artfag - ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME FORIEGN LABOR???
artfag - BECAUSE I AM SICK OF THE FRENCHIES AND MEXICANS TRYING TO SELL ME FOREIGN LABOR
readthemenu - nope... just good internet real estate
artfag - I DON'T NEED HOUSE
artfag - I LIVE IN RESTERAUNT
artfag - SO I JUST SAY VITSI OCHBARKSA - MONKEY BRAINS WIHT SPECIAL SEASONING AND SAUCE - `100$
artfag - IS THAT MENU?
readthemenu - Whatever you prefer
artfag - I DO NOT HAVE MENU
artfag - MY WAITRESS SHE MEMORIZES. I TELL HER "mONKEY BRAIS WITH SPECIAL SEASOING AND SAUCE, 100$"
readthemenu - OK then..... sorry I bothered you! Please enjoy your day!
artfag - HAVE YOU EVER HAD VITSI OCHBARKSA
artfag - I THOUGHT YOU WAANTED TO GET ME BUSINESS
readthemenu - You need a menu, for starters!
artfag - I JUST TOLD YOU MENU. WILL YOU BUT IT ON SITE NOW?
artfag - OH AND WATER IS FREE
artfag - HELLO??????
artfag - YOU DEMOCRATIC AMERICALS
readthemenu - Yes?
artfag - I JUST TOLD YOU MENU. I DON'T SEE IT ON SITE YET
artfag - Sorry, there were no results for your search. Try changing some of the words in your query. Tips for better results - Make sure to use the correct spelling. Put phrases in quotes. For example - "Bill Clinton" "Boris Yeltsin"
artfag - WHY ARE BILL CLINTON AND BORIS YELTSIN ON YOUR SITE
readthemenu - $99 and your menu and we'll add it right a way
artfag - WHY SO MUYCH MONEY
readthemenu - .27 cents a day
artfag - I JUST OPEN. I HAVE ONE DISH, YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO PAY POSTAGE SIR!!!!!!!! DO YOU HELP PEOPLE OR ROB THEM
artfag - .27 CENTS A DAY IS ALL I MADE FOR MONEY IN SLAVIA DO YOU THINK WE ALL ARE RICH MEN. I COME TO LAND OF FREE FOR MONEY AND DREAMS
readthemenu - Sorry...
artfag - YESS YOU ARE SIR. YOU ARE BORIS YELTSIN
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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