artfag - ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME FORIEGN LABOR???

artfag - BECAUSE I AM SICK OF THE FRENCHIES AND MEXICANS TRYING TO SELL ME FOREIGN LABOR

readthemenu - nope... just good internet real estate

artfag - I DON'T NEED HOUSE

artfag - I LIVE IN RESTERAUNT

artfag - SO I JUST SAY VITSI OCHBARKSA - MONKEY BRAINS WIHT SPECIAL SEASONING AND SAUCE - `100$

artfag - IS THAT MENU?

readthemenu - Whatever you prefer

artfag - I DO NOT HAVE MENU

artfag - MY WAITRESS SHE MEMORIZES. I TELL HER "mONKEY BRAIS WITH SPECIAL SEASOING AND SAUCE, 100$"

readthemenu - OK then..... sorry I bothered you! Please enjoy your day!

artfag - HAVE YOU EVER HAD VITSI OCHBARKSA

artfag - I THOUGHT YOU WAANTED TO GET ME BUSINESS

readthemenu - You need a menu, for starters!

artfag - I JUST TOLD YOU MENU. WILL YOU BUT IT ON SITE NOW?

artfag - OH AND WATER IS FREE

artfag - HELLO??????

artfag - YOU DEMOCRATIC AMERICALS

readthemenu - Yes?

artfag - I JUST TOLD YOU MENU. I DON'T SEE IT ON SITE YET

artfag - Sorry, there were no results for your search. Try changing some of the words in your query. Tips for better results - Make sure to use the correct spelling. Put phrases in quotes. For example - "Bill Clinton" "Boris Yeltsin"

artfag - WHY ARE BILL CLINTON AND BORIS YELTSIN ON YOUR SITE

readthemenu - $99 and your menu and we'll add it right a way

artfag - WHY SO MUYCH MONEY

readthemenu - .27 cents a day

artfag - I JUST OPEN. I HAVE ONE DISH, YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO PAY POSTAGE SIR!!!!!!!! DO YOU HELP PEOPLE OR ROB THEM

artfag - .27 CENTS A DAY IS ALL I MADE FOR MONEY IN SLAVIA DO YOU THINK WE ALL ARE RICH MEN. I COME TO LAND OF FREE FOR MONEY AND DREAMS

readthemenu - Sorry...

artfag - YESS YOU ARE SIR. YOU ARE BORIS YELTSIN

– Artfag (@lowtax)

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