artfag - ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME FORIEGN LABOR???
artfag - BECAUSE I AM SICK OF THE FRENCHIES AND MEXICANS TRYING TO SELL ME FOREIGN LABOR
readthemenu - nope... just good internet real estate
artfag - I DON'T NEED HOUSE
artfag - I LIVE IN RESTERAUNT
artfag - SO I JUST SAY VITSI OCHBARKSA - MONKEY BRAINS WIHT SPECIAL SEASONING AND SAUCE - `100$
artfag - IS THAT MENU?
readthemenu - Whatever you prefer
artfag - I DO NOT HAVE MENU
artfag - MY WAITRESS SHE MEMORIZES. I TELL HER "mONKEY BRAIS WITH SPECIAL SEASOING AND SAUCE, 100$"
readthemenu - OK then..... sorry I bothered you! Please enjoy your day!
artfag - HAVE YOU EVER HAD VITSI OCHBARKSA
artfag - I THOUGHT YOU WAANTED TO GET ME BUSINESS
readthemenu - You need a menu, for starters!
artfag - I JUST TOLD YOU MENU. WILL YOU BUT IT ON SITE NOW?
artfag - OH AND WATER IS FREE
artfag - HELLO??????
artfag - YOU DEMOCRATIC AMERICALS
readthemenu - Yes?
artfag - I JUST TOLD YOU MENU. I DON'T SEE IT ON SITE YET
artfag - Sorry, there were no results for your search. Try changing some of the words in your query. Tips for better results - Make sure to use the correct spelling. Put phrases in quotes. For example - "Bill Clinton" "Boris Yeltsin"
artfag - WHY ARE BILL CLINTON AND BORIS YELTSIN ON YOUR SITE
readthemenu - $99 and your menu and we'll add it right a way
artfag - WHY SO MUYCH MONEY
readthemenu - .27 cents a day
artfag - I JUST OPEN. I HAVE ONE DISH, YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO PAY POSTAGE SIR!!!!!!!! DO YOU HELP PEOPLE OR ROB THEM
artfag - .27 CENTS A DAY IS ALL I MADE FOR MONEY IN SLAVIA DO YOU THINK WE ALL ARE RICH MEN. I COME TO LAND OF FREE FOR MONEY AND DREAMS
readthemenu - Sorry...
artfag - YESS YOU ARE SIR. YOU ARE BORIS YELTSIN
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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