Lowtax - OH SHIT THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THER IN THE WOODS I COULD SEE ITS HEAD

Lowtax 2/23/00 1:11 AM I AM INSIDE HIDING BY MY COMPUTER I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

Lowtax - I can still see hhim in the woods outside! he looks like a skinny old person with a big head or something and he is white!

Pete - see if he needs help

Lowtax - ok

Pete - tell me what he does

Lowtax - OH SHIT i went out there adn asked if hewas OK and he turned around an looked at me an HIS EYES WERE HUGE AND BLACK!!!!!! THEY WERE NOT LIKE NORMAL EYES SO I RAN BACK INSIDE and now the whirring noice is back

Pete - i would hate to be you now

Lowtax -M WHY? WHAT DO I DO>!>

Lowtax - WHO ARE THEY>!

Pete - get something and hit them

Lowtax - I have a gun in this desk, should i get it?!? WHO ARE THIS PERSON?

Pete - get it out and blast the fuckers

Lowtax - (I cant shoot them i dont know who they area!@@@ OH SHIT, THERE IS ORANGE LIGHT COMING THROUGH ALL MY WINDWS

Pete - go through the front door and run like hell...go to your neighboors

Lowtax - I DOnnt have any neiahgbors, i live out miles away from people in the desert!!! oh shit oh shit,,,,,,,,,,,, the orange is VERY BIRHGT!!! I think i see somebody outsife, let me look

Pete - ok

Lowtax - OH SHIT!@@@# THE MAN IS SMALL AND IS PALE WHITE WITH BIG BLACK EYES!!! WHAT IS WRONTGG WITH HIM! I HOPE HE DIDN"T SEE ME, i am back hiding again, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? THEY DONT LOOK LIKE HUIMAN

Lowtax - BUT WHE ARE THEY HERE???? THEY ARE LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS! THEY HAVE BIG heADS THAT ARE SOLID WHITE WITH BLACK EYES THAT ARE DARK. THEY HAVE NO MOUTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

Pete - shoot them!!!

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