Lowtax - I AM YELLING THAT THEY BETTER leAVE OR I WILL SHOT
Pete - you will be shoot?
Lowtax - MY GUN IS NOT SHOOTING!!!! THE BULleTS ARE NOT WORKING, IT WONT SHOOT
Pete - maybe you should clean it ...I dont no what to do?!!!?!?!
Lowtax - JUSTT TELL ME WHAT THESE PEOPEL ARE??? THEY DONT LOOK LIKE HUMANA, THE BODEIES ARE SMALL LIKE A BABY AND THEEYRE HEARDS ARE GIGANTIC WITH HUGE BLACK EYESS! WHAT IS GIONG ON?!?
Pete - if they are small...hit them with something
Lowtax - HOLY SHIT THEY ARE FLOATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAY ARE OUTSIDE AND THERE IS ORANGE LIGHT AND THEY ARE FLOATING!!!
Pete - shit...do something...shoot them
Lowtax - I CANT SHOOT THE GUN DOESNT WORK MY FRONT DOOR IS OPENING!!!!!!!!! AND I LOCKED IT!!!!!! tHERE IS A BUZZING SOUND COMING FROM EVERYTWHERES AND THE LIGHT IS COMING THROUGH THE WINDOWSSS@##
Pete - shit...get something you can use on them...like a bat
Lowtax - YES< i will get one OH SHIT!@@$ I CAN SEE SOMETHING FLOATING DOWN MY HALLWAY WITH A BIG HEAD THERE IS ORAGNE FOG EVERYWHERE
Pete - shit...do something...run, get out of the house
Lowtax - GOD THESE ARENT HUMANS@@#$%*() WHAT ARE THEY!!!!!!!! WHY IS THE ORAGNE LIGHT COMING FROM!?!?@???@
Pete - what are you going to do?!?!?!
Lowtax - I FOUND A BASRBALL BAT ANAD SHIT HERE THEY COME##__@#_( I AM GOI
Pete - what?
Pete - hello?
Pete - are you there?
Pete - are you ok?
Pete - r u ok?
Lowtax - /;.
Pete - what?
Lowtax - h e l p
Pete - what happened what can i do
Pete - do you want me to call 000
Pete - ok, i will go offline and call 000 for you
Pete - i called 000 but they wont believe me...what can i do?
Pete - are you alright?
Lowtax - hello, welcome to ICQ
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