Lowtax - BYE LOVER
Mongoose - GAY FAGGIOT I AM NOT YOUR LOVER YOU FUCKING LESBO BIOTCH
Lowtax - SHOE TREE
Lowtax - bye bye
Mongoose - FUCK YOU GAY BITCH
Lowtax - you want to fuck me?
Mongoose - hELL NO YOU IDIOTY FUCKING LITTLE GAY BITCH IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU HAHAHA
Lowtax - oh drat!
Mongoose - You fucking little piece of dicksucking motnherfucking cocksucking whore dont go off the internet oever do ya biotch!?!?!?////
Lowtax - hello, who are you?
Mongoose - What? you know m biotch you are the little GEKK WHO SUCKS OLD MAN DICKS HAHAHAH
Lowtax - I know a game we can play: "will you wash me"? There are no losers in this game, my friend!
Mongoose - EWWW YOU GAYASS FAGGOT, GO WASH YOPUR GRANDMA BEEYATCH
Mongoose - FUCK YOU WHOREASS BIOTCH
Lowtax - Will you and your manly friends come over so we can have a nice party? i want to meet your and your pals
Mongoose - YES WE WILL BUT WE WILL ONLY GO TEHGRE TO KICK YOUR ASS AND KILL U MOTHERFUCKER
Lowtax - you would like to lick my ass? that is very nice but i need to see a pic of u first
Mongoose - FUK YOU, KICKIT NOT LIK IT
Lowtax - You like it? you are very nice
Mongoose - FUCK YOU WHORE
Lowtax - why do you want to fuck me?
Lowtax - i am sexy, the sores have healed up
Mongoose - FUK U IM WATCHIN TOOL GTIME BVIOTCH
Lowtax - it is tool time? the fat guy on the show is hot! do you like him?
Mongoose - EWWW FUK U BITCH
Mongoose - IT IS ON BICTH
Mongoose - WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE FUCKING A SICK FAGGOT
Mongoose - WAIT MY SISTER WANTS TO USE ICQ
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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