Lowtax - BYE LOVER

Mongoose - GAY FAGGIOT I AM NOT YOUR LOVER YOU FUCKING LESBO BIOTCH

Lowtax - SHOE TREE

Lowtax - bye bye

Mongoose - FUCK YOU GAY BITCH

Lowtax - you want to fuck me?

Mongoose - hELL NO YOU IDIOTY FUCKING LITTLE GAY BITCH IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU HAHAHA

Lowtax - oh drat!

Mongoose - You fucking little piece of dicksucking motnherfucking cocksucking whore dont go off the internet oever do ya biotch!?!?!?////

Lowtax - hello, who are you?

Mongoose - What? you know m biotch you are the little GEKK WHO SUCKS OLD MAN DICKS HAHAHAH

Lowtax - I know a game we can play: "will you wash me"? There are no losers in this game, my friend!

Mongoose - EWWW YOU GAYASS FAGGOT, GO WASH YOPUR GRANDMA BEEYATCH

Mongoose - FUCK YOU WHOREASS BIOTCH

Lowtax - Will you and your manly friends come over so we can have a nice party? i want to meet your and your pals

Mongoose - YES WE WILL BUT WE WILL ONLY GO TEHGRE TO KICK YOUR ASS AND KILL U MOTHERFUCKER

Lowtax - you would like to lick my ass? that is very nice but i need to see a pic of u first

Mongoose - FUK YOU, KICKIT NOT LIK IT

Lowtax - You like it? you are very nice

Mongoose - FUCK YOU WHORE

Lowtax - why do you want to fuck me?

Lowtax - i am sexy, the sores have healed up

Mongoose - FUK U IM WATCHIN TOOL GTIME BVIOTCH

Lowtax - it is tool time? the fat guy on the show is hot! do you like him?

Mongoose - EWWW FUK U BITCH

Mongoose - IT IS ON BICTH

Mongoose - WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE FUCKING A SICK FAGGOT

Mongoose - WAIT MY SISTER WANTS TO USE ICQ

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