Mongoose - Hi.
Mongoose - What is my brother talking to you about?
Lowtax - I DONT KNOW, HE'S SOME KIND OF FUCKING FAGGOT, HE"S HITTING ON ME AND SHIT AND I DONT GO FOR THE GAY CRAP, HE'S A FUCKING QUEER
Mongoose - Hes hitting on you? What the hell? Wait lemme ask him, he is watching TV.
Lowtax - HE"S PULLING SOME FAG SHIT ON ME, AND I DONT WANT TO FUCK HIS ASS< TELL HIM THAT
Mongoose - He says that you are the sick bastard one and that if he ever meets you hes gonna kick your ass, he told me that you asked him to help him with your ssore balls, what the fuck?
Lowtax - SEE? HE'S GOING FOR THAT SICKASS QUEER SHIT AGAIN. YOUR BROTHER IS SOME KIND OF FAG ASS QUEER HOMO GAY OR SOMETHING, TELL HIM I WONT PLACE MY PENIS INTO HIS ASS PLEASE
Mongoose - Shut up! youre the sick one! i saw the history, damn you are sick!
Lowtax - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU STUPID BROAD? YOU'RE PROBABLY INTO THAT CRAZY ASS GAY SHIT LIKE YOUR BROTHER OR SOMETHING! YEAH, SPIN AROUND ON YOUR HEADS
Mongoose - Shut the hell up you homosexual bitch.
Lowtax - WHAT THE FUCK..? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU ON DRUGS, YOU CRAZY WHORE?
Mongoose - Fuck you i find that insulting, you sound like you use drugs quite a bit though, you imbecile, again, fuck you
Lowtax - FUCK ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? DID YOU HACK MY COMPUTER? THE FUCKING SCREEN IS GREEN NOW? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME, YOU NUSTO GUSTAPO MASHFACE?
(Note from Lowtax: Nothing was wrong with my computer, I just responded with that for the purpose of the prank)
Mongoose - Hahahahha my brother was hacking your computer right now AHAHHAHAHAHATHATS FOR BEINGA QUEER!
Lowtax - WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CRAZY ASS SHIT IS THIS? I"M GETTING MESSAGES POPPING UP ALL OVER MY SCREEN AND ITS FUCKING GREEN? STOP HACKING MY COMPUTER YOU BONKERS YUTZ BIPOLAR WENCH!
Mongoose - Die!!!!
Lowtax - DID YOU SLIP ME A MICKEY? WTF'S GOING ON HERE? IS THIS SOME KIND OF HOMOSEXUAL VIRUS? -hello, you've been hacked by l33t mongoose
Mongoose - HJAHAHAHAH DIEEEEEEE
Lowtax - MAKE IT STOP OR ILL STAB YOU WITH MY FIST
Mongoose - i am 3l33t hac0riong m0therdfuckr
Lowtax - SHIT, MAKE IT STOP, ILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT, PLEASE STOP
Mongoose - Ok im gonna go watch tool time with my brother now, bye IMBECILE MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU ROT AND DIE
Lowtax - hello, welcome to ICQ
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