Mellotron Cowboy: GREEtings to you podner
ChodeKING: hi cowboy
Mellotron Cowboy: IAMACOWBOY
ChodeKING: yep heard that pretty cool.......
Mellotron Cowboy: ARE YOU A COW BOY?
ChodeKING: no just a reguler boy
Mellotron Cowboy: I FIGHT COWS
ChodeKING: what did they do to you?????
Mellotron Cowboy: BETRAYED THE COWBOY CODE
ChodeKING: whats that??
Mellotron Cowboy: YOU ARE NOT COWBOY JUST REGULAR BOY
ChodeKING: i could be
Mellotron Cowboy: I fight cows
ChodeKING: how many have you fought
Mellotron Cowboy: Do you drink blood computer?
Mellotron Cowboy: Light talkers the Commanche called you. Thinking iron, the horseless kisser. Their shaman said you would destroy the white man.
ChodeKING: im ur brosev im not a computer
Mellotron Cowboy: I AM A WHITE MAN
Mellotron Cowboy: I FIGHT COWS
ChodeKING: are you tyelling??
Mellotron Cowboy: Dearest Gwen, if you receive this strange letter from a different time, please tell the whores at the Tinkling Turnip that I miss them all dearly. You will be pleased to know they have cured the ginny trots in this dream I am having.
ChodeKING: im not gwen
Mellotron Cowboy: GWEN!!!!! GWEEEENNNNNNN! It's so hard to be away from you now. My tits ache.
Mellotron Cowboy: Gwen, they treat their cows like gods here. They run everything in this terrible terrible dream.
ChodeKING: my name isnt gwen
Mellotron Cowboy: That I cannot see your face on my birthday is the greatest injustice.
ChodeKING: lets talk about commancheeps
Mellotron Cowboy: The Commanche have 65 words for BIRTHDAY. Rakepillo, Zubaz, Propecia...
ChodeKING: do u have a cattle drive????
Mellotron Cowboy: Gwen, I've bought you a tiny horse. I've named it Terry. It's so beautiful, Gwen. Like dawn breaking burnished gold across the mesas. I'm going to give it to you for your birthday Gwen. Teach it to kiss.
ChodeKING: IM NOT FFING GWEN AND ITS NOT MY FING BDAY
Mellotron Cowboy: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Zack: I put him back in his crate. He scratched up my arms and knocked over all of my pictures on the mantle. Thanks for nothing, ChodeKING.
ChodeKING: is that you cowboy guy?
Zack: The next time you need help opening your candy bar try asking Yahoo Answers.
ChodeKING: I DIdnt say anything!!!!
Zack: Tell that to one heartsick cowboy crying to be let out of his crate. Good day, sir.
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