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Spout.ly: June's Sour Sips

Wednesday, May 22, 2013 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

"There are two fountains here, one lower for persons in wheelchairs, one higher for persons not in wheelchairs. The taller one has an entire raw chicken impaled on the bubbler. I got sick after lapping up the water that oozed out from the chicken's pores." -HydraDad

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