Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

Subj: I WON A CONTEST

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 by Dad

It was a food contest and I am still full from it many hours later!

Twitter fun fact: SemenTanksCom has 69 followers!

Enrique, if that Sarah Connor woman wrecks my picnic table we are getting a divorce
06.17.13 by Elpintogrande
Who gave her a knife? What is she doing, Enrique? Did you tell her she could carve up my picnic table?
Rejected Mac Pro Designs
06.15.13 by Ctstalker
It's sleek. It's elegant. It draws inspiration from a variety of muses, from hotel trash cans to e-cigs and keychain flashlights. It could have been worse.
The 7 Creepiest Articles About Edward Snowden's Girlfriend
06.14.13 by Elpintogrande
Edward Snowden revealed the NSA's wiretapping secrets and Internet news sites are revealing his girlfriend's underwear.
STOCK PHOTO LIFESTYLE TALES #2
06.13.13 by Nikki
I lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle. I know you're here to hear about it.
E3 2013: Basement Floor Report
06.12.13 by Vrunt
"Indiegogo lets you keep the money even if you don't reach your goal,” Kyle explains. “That's how I could afford these posters." The posters say 'Shark,' but there is no shark pictured. "Yeah, my idea was for a shark game. Remember Ecco the Dolphin?" I do remember Ecco the Dolphin. Kyle nods enthusiastically, but he does not offer any more details.

June 18, 2013 Twitter Tuesday
Some of the best tweets from the last couple weeks! Get 'em!
Make a New Bird! Comedy Goldmine
The SA Goons play God and create winged life! Fancy birds for all occasions, please give them a try.
Filmy Guyz 2 The Flash Tub
Andy and Paulo review the current and future releases
Man of Steel; This Is the End; As Cool as I Am Current Releases
Is it a bird? Is it a pla- ...wait, we already did this joke.
Glenn Beck Has Lost His Voice The Everdraed Showcase
Betrayed by his vocal chords, silent patriot Glenn Beck speaks his mind using the humble index card.
Remove One Lettr! (Part 3 of 3) Photoshop Phriday
What's this, Superman in a blue-green outfit? Man of Teel? That's not even how you spell 'teal' man.
Star Wars D20 Original Adventure: The Empire's Bogus Merch (Part 1 of 2) WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack begin their adventure into the Star Wars role playing game with an original scenario.
Battlespace Reviews [Movies]
It's just like Star Wars, if Luke spent the whole movie tooling around the desert.