Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

Fall 2010 Syllabus

Sunday, September 5, 2010 by Ian "Salmon Season" Golding

Welcome to class. You are human garbage compared to me.

The Real Darwin Awards
09.04.10: by Ctstalker
During a sleepover, a teenage girl was locked in a bathroom. On the other side of the door her giggling friends held the knob tightly, refusing to let her out until she looked in the mirror and whispered "Darwin" three times.
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The Baddest Gangs Hire PR Firms
09.03.10: by Elpintogrande
Children shot dead in the streets, an ultimatum from the police, but the gangs won't take this lying down like lying down, sleepy dogs!
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Superman is a Tool
09.02.10: by Wormmiller
GARY: You know, it’s funny how you’re always in the bathroom when Superman shows up. CLARK KENT: Oh? That is kinda funny … DAVE: I think it's even funnier that whenever something scary happens, you just run away like a complete fucking pussy.
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OLDWALLET.com: Elderly Neighbors Have the Best Values
09.01.10: by Livestock
Mr. Cance over at 433 E. Walmack has a lot of yard work he needs doing. He'll pay you a solid $5 for a hard day's work, and he'll tell you dirty and racist jokes the whole time. I'm not racist or anything, but he has some good points and people need to wise up before it's too late.
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Machete; The American Current Releases
Jay Dub gets beheaded by Machete and Vargo is the next taget for The American.
What Are Valve's Three Big Surprises? Video Game Article
When the Willy Wonka of video games hints at big surprises, it's time to hide.
Recast Classic Horror Films! Photoshop Phriday
The SA forum goons reveal the new faces of terror!
The Emmys are for Idiots ... Features / Articles
... Which is why I think so much about them.
MY NEW SHOW IDEA: LEVI JOHNSTON'S ZERO POPULATION GROWTH Johnston Checks In
A dangerous hostage situation at Discovery Channel leads Levi Johnston to new opportunities.
Takers; The Last Exorcism Current Releases
Vargo gives his take on Takers and Jay Dub experiences The Last Exorcism.
Draw Tobey Maguire! Comedy Goldmine
This scream is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Tobey Maguire.
Gaming Guyz 14: The Dash The Flash Tub
Andy and Paulo talk about Halo: Reach or at least they try to.