Xbox One Buzzwords Explained

Saturday, May 25, 2013 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

"Groundbreaking," said just about everyone that took the stage. As far as I can tell, the Xbox One is groundbreaking because it is new. Being a new thing also makes it the "future of interactive entertainment".

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