Folk Heroes Of The Internet Frontier

Thursday, May 23, 2013 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

Onward they rode, into the vast unknown. Many were wizened hardcases, their skin leathery from hard years doing what it took to survive the no man's land of BBSes, their eyes permanently squinted against the glow of phantom green text. The majority were fresh faced youths eager for adventure, as if anything good ever came from such folly.

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